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[byjorbs-archive]

My  muse  playfully  steals  a  bite  of  your  muse’s  food,  then  grins  as  they  lock  eyes. ( for eddie <3 )

one of these for sure, @skunkks

the bar is finally closed for the night, the last of the people making their way out the door and into the streets. with the bar empty i shut and lock the door. hands rubbing together with excitement as i think about the hamburger i'm finally going to get to scarf down but i'm stopped in my tracks because that motherfucker has my burger in his mouth. and yet i still can't help the smile that forms despite wanting to complain about the lack of burger i'm now gonna have because of that damn grin. i get into his space, standing between his legs and shaking my head. " you're worse than my actual child, you know that right ? " i take the burger from his hand to finally have my own bite, then another then one more before handing it back to him because whatever, chris and everyone else is right. i'm a simp. " you know i would've gotten you one if you asked. "

[d1rtgrubz]

a lil gift for @skunkks cuz I found these two pics and played around with 'em <3

[diazache]

"I'd be a terrible husband." ( I'm so sorry I)

🚒 . . . one of these for sure, always accepting | @skunkks

" i was. " it's quiet in the bathroom where we were puking our guts out just minutes ago. " shannon --- she had every right to fuckin' hate my guts. " i feel nauseous again and i'm not sure if it's from the excess drinking or the thought of letting shannon down that much. or the thought of skunk hating me that much too. yep, it's that one.

it makes me panic just at the thought of hurting skunk like that. " i would never -- " i grab his face and i don't even really know what i'm saying but it feels important for him to know right now. " i would never do that to you. you deserve more than me as a husband. i won't ever be your husband because i love you. i promise. " it's the saddest love confession in history.

[s1syphushappy]

i'm fond of crashing through caution tape.

@skunkks

"yeah. as your doctor, i'm going to have to recommend you stop doing that." his voice is a bit gruff, sure, but he's never any harder on skunk that he is on any of the interns that come through, or the young nurses that work. even if they don't get injured nearly as much as this guy does.

"now sit down, alright? stop putting weight on that ankle." and yes, he will push skunk if he has to.

[s1syphushappy]

why aren't you angry with me?

@skunkks

it would be incredibly easy to get angry, actually. skunk, whether he had meant to or not, had made a huge mess of the floor. but then, there's a level of chaos that robby actually is used to. people knocking each other over, some level of screaming, and a floor full of dirty mop water were all a part of that.

he shrugs his shoulders. "is there a reason i should be? it's just water." it helps that today has been a little bit quieter. not by much, but any amount here is noticeable. eyes flicker over to skunk then, taking in his body language. "seriously. it's fine. i can't even begin to count the amount of shit i've knocked over here. the mess is all a part of it."

[washeartsbreaking]

samira generally found herself to be good at making her way around, after all she'd lived in london and then munich most of her life and traveled around the uk and to pakistan once. she thought she would be alright in the us and get by with google maps, but instead she found herself seemingly going in circles. eventually, she made her way to the nearest store and worked up the courage to ask for help. she felt out of place as soon as she stepped inside. that was a feeling she was used to working with a football team coming from a fashion background, but when she was already feeling so lost, being a foreigner in a store dedicated to something she knew nothing about felt almost soul crushing. she almost turned right around and left but it was just her and the employee in here. she approached the counter hesitantly. "i'm so sorry, i'm so incredibly lost. is there any chance you could point me in the right direction. i went for a walk and i can't seem to get back to my hotel."

STARTER CALL | starter for @skunkks / skunk thompson *

[woodspile]

unprompted.  /  @skunkks

‘course he got binoculars.  hanging by some spit,  like he’s got a cigar tucked between ‘em teeths,  he’s got a fat slim jim.  A BRIBE,  PROBABLY.  to get cody out stargazing.  eyes scan the perimeter,  drool pooling ‘round that jim,  before his voice booms.   “ HEY!  GOT SOMETHING! ”   reminiscent of a kid reeling in their first fish. back of his hand’s rough when it rubs away the drool.   “ THAT BIG ASS ONE?  STARTS WITH,  UH,  D?  YEAH,  RIGHTCHERE— ”   gnawing on that stick with nuttin’ but bad manners,  cody moves ‘em binoculars downward with a shit-eating grin.   “ YUP,  THE BIG DICK! ”

[diazache]

i'm not depressed. i feel great. (he is lying...)

one of these for sure, always accepting | @skunkks

" you don't have to lie to me. " i'm not exactly sure why he is lying when he knows he can tell me anything. eyes stay on him, blinking a few times in his direction before realizing i'm just staring at him but i don't want to look away from him. like something could happen if i do. " c'mon then, if you're not depressed then we should go on a walk. to keep you not depressed and all. " i shake my head at the ridiculousness of that but hold my hand out anyway. i hope it works.