#skyjade

[ddjstar]

diamonds are a jedi’s bestfriend

[brucelinas]

hater girl and lover boy

[elli-incarnate]

SkyJade fans: we don't talk enough about how absolutely deranged the year 10ABY was for Mara Jade specifically.

Because at the end of the Thrawn campaign (~9.5ABY), Luke gives her his father's lightsaber.

Which he treats as a normal coworker interaction / gentle encouragement to join his Jedi Academy.

This is, for the record, COMPLETELY INSANE behavior.

Sir. This woman VERY recently had an inescapable psychic kill command for you lodged in her skull courtesy of the Emperor. And your response to resolving this situation is apparently:

“Here, take my dead father’s laser sword.”

:)

Luke is operating on spiritually earnest farmboy logic here, but Mara — who is bad at emotions in general and especially bad at affection directed at herself — is nevertheless, like many women, dimly aware of this thing called BOUNDARIES and decides maybe she should not immediately go do Jedi training with the incredibly intense blond man handing her meaningful family heirlooms after one shared military campaign.

Now, the Doylist explanation for all of this is obviously that the EU authors in this era were barely coordinating.

But the Watsonian result is hysterical.

Because while the rest of the cast is dealing with assorted disasters with the Imperial Civil War and Dark Empire Trilogy, Mara quietly kriffs offscreen to pursue Jedi training.

Not with Master Skywalker.

No.

With Kyle Katarn.

And if you know the timeline, this is SO funny because circa 9.5–10ABY Kyle is basically an independent-study self-certified Jedi Master whose primary qualifications are:

surviving

owning a lightsaber

and aggressively tomb raiding Sith ruins

This is peak Jedi Knight era Kyle. His entire educational and life philosophy is basically, “I found this in a crypt and it probably won’t kill me.”

So Mara, in an effort to avoid one emotionally complicated Jedi, accidentally apprentices herself to another Jedi whose emotional range is approximately that of a very honorable brick.

And naturally this culminates in Mysteries of the Sith, where Kyle immediately gets too cocky poking around Sith artifacts on Dromund Kaas and falls to the dark side.

Which means poor Mara spends her gap year dragging THIS IDIOT back from corruption.

(Should this perhaps have given her an early warning sign about the Exar Kun situation brewing at Luke’s Academy in the Jedi Academy Trilogy? You would THINK.)

But WAIT. Because this is ALSO the year of Dark Empire, my very favorite and absolutely deranged year of the Legends timeline.

So imagine this from Mara’s perspective.

You flee the emotionally earnest not-quite-love-interest Jedi by going to study under another Jedi who immediately starts having Sith Artifact Problems.

And then somewhere in the middle of this nonsense you get the news bulletin:

“By the way, Luke Skywalker got yoinked away by some kind of inexplicable Force storm and has apparently resurfaced as the military commander of the Reborn Emperor’s Operation Shadow Hand.”

And Mara’s just standing there like:

“... the REBORN WHAT.”

So during the events of Mysteries of the Sith, Mara successfully drags Kyle back from the dark side through what is, functionally, the Power of Friendship.

Like yes there are Sith artifacts and Force visions and actual mechanics involved, but emotionally the plot is basically:

“Kyle, stop licking cursed tomb walls.”

“No.” *lick*

“Kyle PLEASE.”

And somehow it works.

So Mara presumably exits this experience going:

“Great. Wonderful. Fantastic. I have now personally managed one emotionally constipated Jedi man having Sith Problems. Time to go talk down or put down Skywalker.”

And she’s probably mentally preparing herself for the world’s worst intervention road trip.

Like:

“Apparently if I don’t supervise Jedi personally they start freebasing Sith artifacts within thirty business days.”

Except then she gets back and —

Oh.

Luke already came back with his sister's help.

Apparently it was a phase.

Wonderful.

Excellent.

I DON’T have to solve every problem myself.

But then the VERY NEXT YEAR, 11ABY, the New Republic looks at this man — this VERY RECENTLY RECOVERED FROM A SITH APPRENTICESHIP man — and decides:

“Yes. We should give him government support to found a religious boarding school for Force-sensitive children.”

Insane institutional decision-making.

And Luke, who has learned absolutely nothing about normal interpersonal pacing, immediately circles back around to:

“Hey Mara :)

“do you want to come train at my Jedi Academy :)”

SIR.

From her perspective you vanished into evil hyperspace weather, joined your dead fascist dad’s evil wizard cult, and got government funding to open a school less than a year later.

And maybe the craziest part is that she STILL eventually marries him. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[writerxwren]

I swear if LF had actually invested in adapting Lukemara to the screen from the start and thus giving it mainstream visibility the entire Internet would be obsessed with it because it has every cliche thing fandoms foam at the mouth over:

-dramatic enemies-to-lovers plotline

-grumpy/sunshine dynamic

-jaded assassin who is hot falls in love with the golden boy hero with a dark streak who is also hot

-a ridiculous amount of flirtatious bickering

-refusing to verbally communicate their feelings so they spend far too long overcompensating for their emotional constipation by repeatedly saving each other's lives

-a lot of mutual whump (both mental and physical)

-they literally did the "PUT ME DOWN I CAN WALK" trope at one point

-everybody knows they're obsessed with each other except them

-family/friends attempt to play matchmaker with disastrous yet somehow successful results

-they have an intense emotional psychic bond which means that they are both drift compatible in a crisis and highly inappropriate with each other at the worst possible moments

-they have superpowers so their baby also has superpowers

-years of repressed feelings erupting during a life or death crisis

-spontaneous marriage proposal during said life or death crisis

-mutually protective morons

-"If you want to get to him you have to get through me first"

-acting like an old married couple long before actually getting married

-he gives her an item of great emotional significance at a crucial turning point in the storyline, signaling his feelings for her, which she does not pick up on right away thus leading to years of confusion and dating a bunch of random people who are obviously not the endgame

-misplaced jealousy that is resolved during an argument about their exes that is kind of objectively stupid and they both know it

-I AM HIS WIFE AND YOU WILL PUT SOME RESPECT ON HIS NAME RIGHT NOW OR I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU UP (FOR THE THIRD TIME)

Anyway I could go on but you get the picture

[padmesthreads]

A few years prior to the events of A New Hope, a young woman named Mara Jade, under the guise of a unimportant Imperial recruit, leads an special operation to Tatooine to hunt down any remaining Jedi that may be hiding on the planet.

While there, she meets and befriends a young man her age named Luke, who sparks the first seed of change in Mara's loyalty towards the Empire.

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Aka if I were to ever write a Mara Jade centered fic that takes place in the new canon,, where Mara is masquerading as your average child solder on Tatooine, but secretly the leader of her squad/operation, and Luke is the '"dorky farm boy" (her words) who is "kinda cute" (Again, her words) that she befriends and kinda falls for,,

More to story than just that lol, and it would take place both when Luke and Mara are around 15/16 or so, and then the story would pick up again later after the events of the Return of the Jedi :)

anyway, just a silly fic idea of mine haha

[swcomms77]

Luke Skywalker and Mara Jade-Skywalker commission by Be123be_be

[fionas-frenzy]

@incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes I made some legends memes *throws them at you and runs*

[sapphicsparkles]

lover boy and hater girl

aaaand a second version for @armoralor 💖 🏳️‍⚧️