#skypeciana

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#i am a mature responsible working adult person

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typical convo between me and livi about sherlter cerpler nbd

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ME: eyyyyyyy let's bring back that picture of thorin in his botfa armour coz hahaha it frustrates me sexually

RACHEL: omg imagine him fucking bilbo wearing that

ME: omg i imagine bilbo seeing him in that and just like dropping whatever he's holding and his cock just like springing up and his jaw going slack and thorin's just lke "...what?" and bilbo just goes ".......fuck me."

RACHEL: and thorin smiles darkly and starts to just unlace his breeches with slow, swaggering steps. "thought you'd never ask, master baggins."

ME: laksdjflkas hoLY GAWD and then they just meet in the middle and it's this IMPACT and there's heaVY KISSING and sighing and moaning and it LOOKS sloppy and things bUT IT'S NOT IT'S REALLY SEXY and there's heavy-breathing and I'M GONNA DIE

RACHEL: FUCK YEAH *pregnant woman labored breathing*

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LASKDJFLAKJD RACHEL CALLED ME ON SKYPE AND MADE ME CRY I'M NOT OKAY OMG I LOVE YOU RACHEL DON'T EVER CHANGE LADKSJFLAKJD

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Deano is jerking the armipeen, right???

so rachel and i are RPing richard/dean/martin and

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can't read my

can't read my

no, he can't read my

skype-r face

she's got me rp-ing like nobody

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i'm laughING MY HEAD OFF RIGHT NOW OMG

eta:

i haTE YOU RACHEL don't put thoughts in my head like that you suck