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jay and i chatted about daverose on skype because we were hanging out with our roommates and we usually talk out loud but it’s nice to have a written record of our headcanons (this reads like a bad podcast transcript) so here’s like…. ten pages of our conversation about dave and rose on skype, vaguely edited to be more legible. enjoy, or alternatively, i’m so sorry

[ 9:54:10 PM] jay: even after dave hits the brakes and is like WOAH THERE NO SIRREE NO SISTERING WAY he keeps that up for like three days and then he's like. well. I still dig her [self loathing intensifies]

but to her he’s like lmao that's why we flirted bc i'm vain as shit and u have my face

[ 9:54:25 PM] jay: denies it to her denies it to the world

[ 9:54:32 PM] jay: he knows she knows he's lying

[ 9:54:36 PM] jay: he knows he's lying

[ 9:54:48 PM] jay: facebook status: it's complicated

[ 9:56:26 PM] alex: rose sends him a family status facebook request

[ 9:56:40 PM] jay: denied

[ 9:57:07 PM] jay: also he's pissed at her in the hes pissed for real way

[ 9:57:09 PM] jay: the sullen silence way?

[ 9:57:13 PM] jay: bc he's actually upset

[ 9:57:35 PM] alex: whoops

[ 9:57:40 PM] alex: rose is like

[ 9:58:17 PM] alex: she was kinda into him when they were 13 just bc they're on the same wavelength and like. the way they talk and flirt kind of makes each other feel cool while they proclaim the other is a loser while also deep down thinking the other is kinda cool

[ 9:58:58 PM] jay: L A Y E R S

[ 9:59:43 PM] alex: and then she got swept up by kanaya and the crush kind of simmered down a lot and then they discovered they were siblings and she was w kanaya so she’s like oh well that's funny haha *annoys dave about it*

[ 10:00:06 PM] alex: and then in the future probably she's going to realize the crush was there all along and be like 'oh. well then'

[ 10:00:26 PM] alex: she's v affectionate about him and kind of protective but for a while she doesn't think it's romantic and like

[ 10:00:30 PM] alex: it might legitimately not? be?? Feelings are strange

[ 10:00:36 PM] alex: but it's the same…. like, base for when it actually IS romantic

[ 10:00:39 PM] jay: how does she not realize he's in love w her tho

[ 10:00:50 PM] jay: like

[ 10:00:57 PM] jay: he gets visibly upset when she's Just Teasing abt it

[ 10:01:05 PM] jay: and by visibly upset I mean like. stops talking.

[ 10:01:20 PM] alex: tbh like Idk how she doesn't know

[ 10:01:31 PM] alex: like canonically she keeps teasing him which makes no sense bc shes not actually cruel to him

[ 10:02:10 PM] alex: so i'm gonna assume she thinks he has a small crush on her and is mostly embarrassed about her fondly remembering how much they flirted

[ 10:03:10 PM] jay: or that he HAD a crush on her in the past and is retroactively mortified

[ 10:04:03 PM] alex: yeah

[ 10:04:46 PM] alex: bc if she knew that he is forreal in love w her 1) she wouldn't tease him about it 2) she'd be very conflicted bc her feelings 4 him would resurface fast lmao

[ 10:06:00 PM] jay: ok but like..........he also tries to die with her when they're 13 like i

[ 10:06:04 PM] jay: THINK that was before they found out abt being related like

[ 10:06:06 PM] jay: come on rase

[ 10:06:30 PM] alex: I DON'T KNOW I CANT LOGIC IT OUT

[ 10:06:37 PM] alex: BC SHES ALSO CANONICALLY IN LOVE W KANAYA

[ 10:06:47 PM] alex: well like

[ 10:06:51 PM] alex: they are v important to each other

[ 10:06:56 PM] alex: regardless of who they're with romantically

[ 10:07:54 PM] jay: ok when u say they’re v important to each other u mean dave and rase”

[ 10:08:39 PM] alex: yes

[ 10:09:21 PM] alex: *rose voice* they're, speaking in purely technical terms, ride-or-dies

[ 10:09:35 PM] jay: I just went cross eyed

[ 10:10:01 PM] jay: listen is it possible that when they're 13 she just doesn't get the weight of it

[ 10:10:05 PM] jay: bc there's so many other things happening

[ 10:10:17 PM] jay: they get separated again pretty fast right?

[ 10:10:21 PM] jay: or

[ 10:10:21 PM] jay: no

[ 10:10:37 PM] jay: she was already dating kanaya by the time they got to the meteor wasn't she?

[ 10:10:54 PM] jay: they were flirting a lot before she went grimdark

[ 10:11:18 PM] jay: either way they were super into each other and then dave died w her and then they were on the meteor w/ the cute girl rase had been flirting with

[ 10:11:27 PM] jay: and then also at some point dave got with karkat because

[ 10:11:33 PM] jay: there is no logic on this earth

[ 10:11:46 PM] jay: jk it's actually bc they speak almost identically just one in caps and one without

[ 10:12:14 PM] alex: I feel like it's also feasible for them to have normal teenage romance feelings TM for other ppl just cause their thing is so like

[ 10:12:17 PM] alex: intense & unique

[ 10:12:27 PM] jay: yeah

[ 10:12:34 PM] alex: fun fact i’m looking for this fic that like

[ 10:12:41 PM] alex: really explains roses feelings for dave very neatly but it’s like

[ 10:12:57 PM | Edited 10:13:03 PM] alex: sfkad;la;dla;s that fucking vampire academy fic that has some v good lines in the margins and the rest is raunchy porn

[ 10:13:01 PM] jay: like. im gonna say dave knows hes LKDJFALSDKJF DF

[ 10:13:06 PM] jay: no thanks

[ 10:13:09 PM] jay: ok like

[ 10:13:12 PM] alex: I WAS JUST GONNA COPYPASTE IT TO U

[ 10:13:13 PM] alex: THE GOOD PARTS

[ 10:13:14 PM] alex: NOT THE TENTACLE PORN

[ 10:13:27 PM] jay: dave knows he’s In Serious Love with her but he doesn't have a chance so he just like. moves on WHAT

[ 10:13:31 PM] jay: ALKSDJF ALSKDJFA

[ 10:13:32 PM] jay: LDKAFJ SDKF

[ 10:13:35 PM] jay: BLEEEEEEEEEEGH

[ 10:13:36 PM] alex: IM LOOKING OK

[ 10:13:37 PM] jay: anyways

[ 10:13:39 PM] alex: its like

[ 10:13:42 PM] alex: tender tentacle porn

[ 10:13:45 PM] jay: it doesn't mean he doesn't really really like karkat bc he does

[ 10:13:46 PM] alex: loving consensual tentacle porn

[ 10:13:46 PM] jay: SHUT UP

[ 10:13:49 PM] alex: IT IS THO

[ 10:13:49 PM] jay: STOP TALKING

[ 10:13:51 PM] jay: FOREVER

[ 10:13:59 PM] jay: I NEVER WANT TO READ THESE WORDS AGAIN

[ 10:14:50 PM] jay: point was he really does like karkat a lot it exists next to his feelings for rose which he’s tryin to just like. live with bc he doesn't think he has a chance

[ 10:15:33 PM] alex: give them like another three years of dancing around it

[ 10:15:55 PM] jay: like. they probably break up w karkat and kanaya like

[ 10:16:01 PM] jay: organically at that point

[ 10:16:02 PM] alex: [porn edited to protect the poor fic writer]

[ 10:16:26 PM] alex: loving consensual tentacle porn

[ 10:16:39 PM] jay: I LITERALLY WANT TO DIE

[ 10:16:52 PM] alex: IM TRYING TO SKIM THROUGH THIS TO GET TO THE PARTS THAT I REMEMBER WERE GOOD BUT IT

[ 10:16:54 PM] alex: WAS A MISTAKE

[ 10:16:58 PM] jay: THATS

[ 10:17:50 PM] alex: LISTEN

[ 10:17:54 PM] alex: I AM NOT INTO TENTACLE PORN LIKE

[ 10:17:56 PM] alex: AT ALL

[ 10:17:57 PM] alex: WHATSOEVER

[ 10:17:59 PM] alex: BUT IT’S KINDA SWEET

[ 10:18:16 PM] jay: ...................OK A Y

[ 10:18:19 PM] jay: WHAT EVER

[ 10:27:40 PM] jay: I know dave canonically doesn't do shit when rose gets addicted but like

[ 10:27:43 PM] jay: the Bad Man wrote that

[ 10:27:48 PM] jay: so

[ 10:27:48 PM] jay: whatever

[ 10:27:56 PM] jay: he and kanaya can make everyone else have an intervention

[ 10:28:03 PM] jay: rose we're here bc we love you

[ 10:28:14 PM] jay: dave voice in very different ways

[ 10:28:16 PM] alex: rose: sounds fake

[ 10:28:41 PM] jay: dave would not have that argument in public

[ 10:28:43 PM] jay: or in private

[ 10:28:55 PM] jay: except to say oh I mean whatever I guess dying for you wasn't enough

[ 10:30:12 PM] alex: I just had this very grounding moment of realization

[ 10:30:33 PM] alex: that i’m reading incest tentacle porn here in the living room with our two innocent roommates

[ 10:31:10 PM] alex: we’re talking about octopuses

[ 10:31:15 PM] alex: the irony

[ 10:31:26 PM] jay: stop

[ 10:31:28 PM] jay: just stop

[ 10:31:29 PM] jay: it’s fine

[ 10:31:39 PM] jay: you don't need to show me the good parts

[ 10:31:40 PM] jay: its fine

[ 10:32:00 PM] alex: [incest joke excerpt from the fic] ok this is ooc

[ 10:33:09 PM] jay: there will be a point in his life that he can tolerate jokes like that but this is not that point nor will he ever make them

[ 10:33:53 PM] alex: u know when u drive past a car wreck and u can't look away

[ 10:34:16 PM] jay: THIS IS MORE LIKE CONTINUALLY POURING SALSA VALENTINA INTO YOUR EYES

[ 10:36:08 PM] alex: “Bring it on, flighty broad,” and throws her a wet-mouthed, dazzling smile.

im both horrified and charmed

[ 10:36:22 PM] jay: NO STOP STOP IM GOING TO FUCKING B L O C K Y O U

[ 10:37:27 PM] alex: this fic has the like 'way too violent orgasm' trope

[ 10:38:04 PM] jay: punch you like an Olympic boxer in brass knuckles

[ 10:39:27 PM] alex: I AM LIKE

[ 10:39:33 PM] alex: DISTINCTLY SHOCKED THAT I FINISHED READING THAT

[ 10:39:49 PM] jay: YOU DIDN'T EVEN FIND WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR DID YOU

[ 10:39:50 PM] alex: AND DIDN'T COME ACROSS ANY NICE PARAGRAPHS ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE CHERISHES HIM

[ 10:39:51 PM] alex: LIKE

[ 10:39:54 PM] jay: HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[ 10:39:54 PM] alex: WHAT

[ 10:39:55 PM] alex: WHAT

[ 10:39:57 PM] alex: W H AT

[ 10:40:05 PM] jay: Y OU R EFFOR T W A S W A S T E D

[ 10:40:07 PM] alex: LIKE IT WAS THERE IN THE PORN BUT NOT LIKE EXPLICIT

[ 10:40:13 PM] jay: WE BOTH SUFFERED FOR NAUGHT

[ 10:42:47 PM] alex: IM SO PISSED I HAD FAKE MEMORIES ABOUT THIS FIC

[ 10:44:10 PM] alex: I KNOW RIGHT

[ 10:49:06 PM] jay: I honestly cant belive u made me read that and there wasn't even a point to it

[ 10:50:07 PM] alex: you didn't read the worst of it I took the brunt

[ 10:50:50 PM] jay: davesprite would NOT help wingman for real dave like

[ 10:51:03 PM] jay: he’s already salty about not being the real one he's not gonna help the real one get with rose

[ 10:52:19 PM] jay: yeah no he wouldn't tell rose to like. talk to real dave or anything

[ 10:52:30 PM] jay: that's HIS memory with rose and other him can't have it

[ 10:52:33 PM] jay: other him has everything else

[ 10:52:35 PM] jay: like legs

[ 10:53:08 PM] alex: lalkdaksldklasdlksalkdald

[ 10:53:43 PM] alex: if rose is protective over dave she's probably like... twice as much over davesprite I wish they had had more interaction time

[ 10:54:22 PM] jay: dave is probs jealous of davesprite bc she's gentler w him

[ 10:55:15 PM] alex: dave walks in on rose tenderly kissing davesprites forehead

[ 10:55:45 PM] jay: he leaves

[ 10:56:08 PM] jay: he tries to make a joke about it and fails later that day

[ 10:56:38 PM] alex: it gets awkward

[ 10:56:45 PM] alex: honestly can you believe davesprite/rose/dave is a love triangle

[ 10:57:24 PM] jay: it is tho

[ 10:57:28 PM] alex: it’s like

[ 10:57:35 PM] alex: the only love triangle rose and dave can possibly be in

[ 10:57:43 PM] alex: bc when they’re dating someone else it;s not like

[ 10:57:44 PM] alex: comparable

[ 10:57:49 PM] alex: but davesprite and dave are

[ 10:57:47 PM] jay: rose, v delicately: we have history

[ 10:58:38 PM] jay: dave @ davesprite: alright motherfucker time to talk

[ 10:58:55 PM] jay: some kind of pun avt singing like a canary

[ 10:59:05 PM] alex: davesprite is so unimpressed

[ 10:59:34 PM] alex: im

[ 10:59:37 PM] alex: so weirdly fond of this ot3 now

[ 10:59:54 PM] jay: it can’t be like

[ 10:59:57 PM] jay: a loop tho

[ 11:00:03 PM] alex: ksad;sd;as;dl;sad;asdals;d;sad;las davecest

[ 11:00:03 PM] jay: just rose w 2 daves

[ 11:00:11 PM] alex: two daves one rose

[ 11:00:19 PM] jay: horrible

[ 11:00:27 PM] jay: I mean

[ 11:00:50 PM] jay: davesprite eventually ends up w rosejaspersprite

[ 11:01:18 PM] alex: no that's nepdavesprite

[ 11:01:51 PM] jay: davesprite becomes davepetasprite tho

[ 11:01:55 PM] jay: is what I meant

[ 11:02:03 PM] alex: oh

[ 11:02:05 PM] alex: yeah

[ 11:02:13 PM] alex: rose is like

[ 11:02:55 PM] alex: genuinely kind of happy abt it?? not in a 'finally got rid of that one' way but like kind of wistful that other versions of them got together too

[ 11:03:17 PM] jay: yeah it’s a good way to resolve it

[ 11:03:32 PM] jay: dave is happy too bc hes like thank god I hated that feathery piece of shit

[ 11:04:57 PM] alex: rose tried to <3< them a little but like. didn't work

[ 11:05:04 PM] alex: she stands up for davesprite tho

[ 11:05:07 PM] jay: no self loathing really doesn't count

[ 11:05:34 PM] jay: wait no

[ 11:06:29 PM] jay: none of this even happens bc they naturally and organically break up with karkat and kanaya and at some point rose figures out dave is genuinely in love with her and then years later they get their shit together

[ 11:08:01 PM] alex: oh

[ 11:08:32 PM] alex: i mean i kinda figured this davesprite/rose/dave bs happened in some kind of alternate canon divergence where they are in the meteor together

[ 11:08:53 PM] jay: oh yeah

[ 11:09:23 PM] jay: if davesprite wasn't there would rose ever tell real dave what she remembers

[ 11:10:14 PM] alex: uh

[ 11:10:15 PM] alex: nope

[ 11:10:20 PM] alex: bc he's mortified about ever liking her

[ 11:10:24 PM] alex: or so she thinks anyway

[ 11:11:04 PM] jay: that's fine

[ 11:11:53 PM] jay: there's a layer of him that's going to be unhappy for a v long time

[ 11:12:02 PM] alex: ?

[ 11:12:11 PM] alex: you mean traumatized bc of the game or

[ 11:12:25 PM] jay: I MEAN WELL FUCKIN YEAH

[ 11:12:25 PM] jay: THAT TOO

[ 11:12:30 PM] alex: oh

[ 11:12:35 PM] alex: ok but what did u mean

[ 11:12:39 PM] jay: I meant bc like

[ 11:12:53 PM] jay: he’s happy w karkat and/or other significant others and he’s happy w rose as they are but like

[ 11:12:58 PM] jay: he’s still in love w her

[ 11:13:10 PM] jay: it’s still there no matter how far down he pushes it

[ 11:13:12 PM] jay: so that's the part that's unhappy

[ 11:13:29 PM] jay: he’s also ashamed for a v long time

[ 11:13:48 PM] jay: self loathy, what is wrong with me-y

[ 11:18:23 PM] jay: takes yr shoulders. dave feels v bad abt being in love w her for a long time

[ 11:18:42 PM] alex: im thinking about dave hating himself and rose wanting to help him and being protective of him and i legit can't tell if that's a normal TM loving someone feeling or if i'm reacting that way bc of the expectation of heteronormative emotional labor TM bc rose is just as messed up but i find a lot of comfort in her helping dave so like what’s up w that my guy

[ 11:19:18 PM] jay: well first of all its reciprocal

[ 11:19:56 PM] jay: neither of them are capable of emotional heavy lifting but they both genuinely adore the other so much and respect each other and trust their competence and ability

[ 11:20:12 PM] jay: so like that kind of belief makes u feel better abt yrself

[ 11:20:36 PM] jay: but like. dave feeling guilty abt being in love w her in the first place is something he has to deal with on his own

[ 11:25:18 PM] jay: sidenote there has to be a moment where like

[ 11:25:28 PM] jay: idk he says something or does something and she v suddenly realizes

[ 11:25:32 PM] jay: and he knows she just realized

[ 11:25:55 PM] jay: and she looks at him like

[ 11:25:57 PM] jay: shocked

[ 11:26:02 PM] jay: and he just stares back

[ 11:26:57 PM] alex: oh

[ 11:27:08 PM] alex: cause i was thinking that eventually once they are like

[ 11:27:11 PM] alex: u know back in the real world

[ 11:27:24 PM] alex: and probably only have chat contact w trolls and they broke up w kanaya and karkat organically and in good terms

[ 11:27:53 PM] alex: like she's gonna fall in love w him v gradually? she always was a little but now it’s like. a lot. and its v subtle so one day she's gonna be chilling w him and it’s gonna hit Her

[ 11:28:52 PM] jay: rose, in her head: ...somethings fucky

[ 11:29:20 PM] alex: not even its just gonna be like

[ 11:29:24 PM] alex: “oh”

[ 11:29:28 PM] alex: “there he is”

[ 11:29:47 PM] jay: he’s probably doing sth stupid

[ 11:30:25 PM] jay: there has to be that moment tho where one of them realizes something and just stares at the other

[ 11:30:34 PM] jay: I thrive on that

[ 11:30:51 PM] jay: rose realizing she loves him and looking at him and him being like.............what

[ 11:30:57 PM] jay: what’s yr fucking beef

[ 11:31:25 PM] alex: THATS MY SHIT

[ 11:31:40 PM] alex: hes like

[ 11:31:50 PM] alex: in boxers and binder drinking milk straight out of the carton

[ 11:31:51 PM] alex: unshowered

[ 11:32:00 PM] jay: hot

[ 11:32:03 PM] jay: foul

[ 11:32:37 PM] jay: also tho!! her realizing he loves her!! and him looking at her and realizing she just figured it out and starting to say sth to throw her off and then just like. faltering bc like. well. it's been years

[ 11:32:40 PM] alex: she’s also unshowered they’re covered in glitter from a crafts project from two days ago they didn't clean up

[ 11:33:12 PM] jay: that's yr fondest daverose headcanon

[ 11:33:47 PM] alex: LISTEN I HAVE FEELINGS it’s very pure

[ 11:33:50 PM] jay: but im still not sure dave could go w/o showering unless they were Deep In The Shit w their project

[ 11:34:02 PM] alex: unshowered for him

[ 11:34:04 PM] alex: which is like

[ 11:34:06 PM] alex: a day and a half

[ 11:34:11 PM] alex: shes way messier than he is

[ 11:34:26 PM] jay: ok u know what I really like

[ 11:36:57 PM] jay: she makes some joke abt how much he loves her bc she expects him to like. start up a Joke Chain TM. and he considers joking back and then just. like, doesn't. bc it's true???? and then she just stares at him and he's just. looking back. resigned

[ 11:42:19 PM] alex: sks;adsad;lsdcaldks

[ 11:42:25 PM] alex: this is like three years post game

[ 11:42:34 PM] alex: i weirdly enough like them living together in a like

[ 11:42:37 PM] alex: roommate situation

[ 11:42:50 PM] alex: separate rooms separate bathrooms and they just like

[ 11:42:59 PM] alex: brush it off when they have to explain it to outsiders

[ 11:43:22 PM] alex: like jade and john kind of Get It

[ 11:44:31 PM] alex: this is like

[ 11:44:34 PM] alex: over making breakfast

[ 11:44:51 PM] alex: it’s early and they're chatting and then they just stare at each other when dave doesn't answer

[ 11:44:53 PM] alex: their food burns

[ 11:46:53 PM] jay: he looks kinda depressed about it

[ 11:46:56 PM] jay: not the food

[ 11:46:59 PM] jay: that's how he's looking back at rose

[ 11:47:21 PM] alex: she’s just wide eyed

[ 11:47:44 PM] alex: she gently touches his face she’s giving him a bit of a 'wtf' face

[ 11:47:49 PM] alex: not what the fuck 'wtf'

[ 11:47:59 PM] alex: like the acronym

[ 11:48:04 PM] jay: WHEEZES

[ 11:48:07 PM] jay: bc that's different

[ 11:48:10 PM] alex: ye

[ 11:48:31 PM] alex: i feel like the most that would happen is like

[ 11:48:33 PM] alex: she kisses his cheek

[ 11:48:42 PM] alex: they don't ??? even ?? talk about it ??

[ 11:49:28 PM] alex: i feel like even when they both understand they're in love w each other its like

[ 11:49:35 PM] alex: days or week before they kiss bc its so like

[ 11:49:38 PM] alex: an Understanding

[ 11:50:11 PM] jay: like

[ 11:50:15 PM] jay: she has to realize she loves him too

[ 11:50:19 PM] jay: and then he has to realize she does

[ 11:50:26 PM] jay: and that's when they can fall into their like

[ 11:50:43 PM] jay: let’s enjoy flirting and will they wont theying for as long as we possibly can

[ 11:51:36 PM] alex: that dynamic is so much harder to pull off if its post game tho

[ 11:51:53 PM] alex: bc as soon as one or the other has like. a nightmare or something that needs comfort its Over

[ 11:52:07 PM] jay: yeah

[ 11:52:10 PM] jay: post game its like

[ 11:52:12 PM] jay: quieter

[ 11:52:15 PM] jay: subdued?

[ 11:52:46 PM] alex: yeah it’s very feelings-ly

[ 11:52:52 PM] jay: it’s not like they wouldn't share a bed when one had a nightmare anyway even like

[ 11:52:58 PM] jay: way before anything

[ 11:52:59 PM] alex: it takes them a while to work up to the 'lets eyefuck across the room' level

[ 11:53:23 PM] alex: yeah

[ 11:54:11 PM] jay: they’ll never talk about it tho will they

[ 11:54:16 PM] jay: cause truly at some point I want dave to be like

[ 11:54:25 PM] jay: I dIED FOR YOU was that not enough of a H I N T

[ 11:55:27 PM] alex: rose: i thought we were just really good friends

[ 11:55:33 PM] alex: they don't talk about it until

[ 11:55:34 PM] alex: like

[ 11:55:46 PM] alex: weeks later when one of them drops the l word

[ 11:57:21 PM] jay: rose has to figure herself out and somehow convey that info to dave first

[ 11:58:09 PM] alex: listen she will vaguely be aware by the time dave doesn't answer her and she Realizes about him loving her

[ 11:58:14 PM] alex: she just never thinks of making a move

[ 11:58:52 PM] alex: she kind of outgrows wanting to be super forward and Seductive and anyway she doesn't want to disrupt whatever they have going on

[ 11:59:19 PM] jay: then he will not realize she feels the same

[ 11:59:34 PM] alex: /?

[12:00:39 AM] jay: he won't realize she loves him too if she like. doesn't do anything

[12:00:47 AM] jay: he'll just think she’s going back to normal

[12:01:38 AM] alex: she kisses his cheek when he doesn't reply to her

[12:02:01 AM] alex: and probably is like. very tentatively and gradually more affectionate??

[12:02:07 AM] alex: it's very subtle

[12:02:32 AM] alex: v elizabethdarcy which is an extremely unfit comparison but you know what i mean

[12:02:38 AM] jay: WHEEZES

[12:03:03 AM] jay: she’s been sitting on his lap since they were like 14 tho like how much more can u up it

[12:03:58 AM] alex: ;ds;dasd;asd;a;dsa;das

[12:04:16 AM] alex: IDEK??? i didn't really picture them being there but i don't know what the fuck else i expected

[12:05:15 AM] jay: they probably back off when they're older just bc they have significant others and are at least situationally aware enough to realize that it's kinda funny when they’re both single but they are not

[12:06:42 AM] alex: YUP

[12:06:56 AM] alex: and ppl can easily tell they have a Thing so they

[12:07:05 AM] alex: probably try to distance a little themselves a little when they're dating other ppl? heteronormativity

[12:07:14 AM] alex: i say like it’s not technically a straight ship

[12:08:13 AM] jay: they don't even touch as much as they did when they were younger and ppl can still tell they have ....some kind of......thing....

[12:09:31 AM] alex: yea they both horrible

[12:10:01 AM] alex: i actually wrote, quote, *extremely self indulgent tiny voice* soulmates unquote, then deleted it and wrote that ^

[12:10:18 AM] alex: amazing

[12:10:54 AM] jay: GI G GLES

[12:11:14 AM] jay: I liked that au where they’re experiment clones because

[12:11:19 AM] jay: they’re literally extensions of the same person

[12:12:02 AM] alex: *stares forever into the abyss*

[12:12:09 AM] alex: *stares harder*

[12:12:40 AM] alex: honestly that resonates v much with all my problematic ships but i am so not getting into that topic tonight fuck you freud and your horse

[12:12:44 AM] alex: anyway macaroni and glitter

[12:13:39 AM] jay: why is that problematic

[12:13:50 AM] alex: the i word, jay, the i word

[12:13:57 AM] jay: S H UT U PP

[12:13:57 AM] jay: I KNOW

[12:14:01 AM] alex: D;GDGD;FGKFD

[12:14:21 AM] jay: but there’s nothing inherently problematic in 2 people being close and in tune enough to function like one person

[12:14:59 AM] alex: except when they related

[12:15:39 AM] jay: well yeah no shit

[12:22:01 AM] alex: jay

[12:22:02 AM] alex: jay

[12:22:03 AM] alex: holds ur face

[12:22:08 AM] alex: dave and rose are so important to each other

[12:22:14 AM] jay: I know a l e x

[12:22:19 AM] jay: he thinks she's so pretty

[12:22:30 AM] alex: lda;da;d;L;;l;fal;fs;af; they look the same what an asshole

[12:22:56 AM] jay: yes and he uses that to talk about why him flirting w her in the past should not be considered valid but like

[12:23:04 AM] jay: he really does and the things he thinks are pretty are like

[12:23:10 AM] jay: ....not....features???

[12:23:15 AM] jay: so much as expressions I guess

[12:24:36 AM] alex: yeah

[12:24:41 AM] alex: mannerisms

[12:24:47 AM] alex: i was thinking that she…. thinks he's ok i guess omfg but eventually when she finds him attractive it’s like

[12:25:06 AM] alex: stuff he does too

[12:25:15 AM] alex: points @ homestuck blog url

[12:26:28 AM] jay: he likes a lot of the things that make her look different from him

[12:26:31 AM] jay: like

[12:26:32 AM] jay: idk

[12:26:33 AM] jay: eye color

[12:26:38 AM] jay: shape of her hands

[12:28:51 AM] alex: h..air length?? i still like shoulder length hair for rose

[12:28:54 AM] alex: tiny fringe

[12:30:23 AM] jay: no like not even that like

[12:30:33 AM] jay: her neck looks different from his

[12:30:51 AM] jay: sometimes its features he doesn't like in himself

[12:33:22 AM] alex: gay

[12:33:25 AM] alex: that's gay

[12:33:45 AM] jay: shes pretty and she’s graceful and he gets hypnotized watching her knit sometimes

[12:35:01 AM] alex: she will go on for hours it’s like that fucking short story i sent you the other day

[12:35:26 AM] alex: except she just dumps the bunch of sweaters outside where the homeless hang out or something

[12:36:08 AM] jay: chARMING

[12:36:12 AM] jay: make him socks

[12:36:28 AM] alex: she makes him socks with faces

[12:36:36 AM] alex: she makes him breakfast with faces

[12:36:40 AM] alex: they're not necessarily nice faces

[12:36:56 AM] alex: only vaguely related but u

[12:37:00 AM] alex: know what's my fuckign trope

[12:37:24 AM] jay: what

[12:38:03 AM] alex: when one person is sad and the other person like. draws on them w nontoxic markers and its not like kinky bodypaint or anything of the like its lit like 'i like you and you're sad so i'm gonna draw silly stuff on u'

[12:38:14 AM] alex: also works with coloring in b&w tattoos

[12:43:26 AM] jay: draw on dave w the smelly markers

[12:43:33 AM] jay: he’s sad a lot

[12:43:45 AM] alex: the depressed, my guy

[12:44:16 AM] alex: she’s gonna it’s going to be like flowers and birds and also a hyperrealistic dick bc he’d be disappointed if she didn't

[12:45:01 AM] jay: yeah

[12:45:03 AM] jay: he would be

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