#skypings

[whitetailmilitia]

sonatina: put my gun against his sonatina: gun sonatina: pulled my sonatina: gun sonatina: now he’s sonatina: gun

[ofdxlish]

://OUR SKYPE NAMES MAKE THIS EVEN BET T ER IM C RYI NG 

[4/13/16 10:43:37 PM] 👑 Fᴇʀɪᴅ Bᴀᴛʜᴏʀʏ. : lets write tho for real bro [4/13/16 10:43:43 PM] Shinya: Yes bro [4/13/16 10:43:45 PM] Shinya: Let's do it bro [4/13/16 10:43:51 PM] 👑 Fᴇʀɪᴅ Bᴀᴛʜᴏʀʏ. : for real bro? [4/13/16 10:43:57 PM] Shinya: For real bro [4/13/16 10:44:08 PM] 👑 Fᴇʀɪᴅ Bᴀᴛʜᴏʀʏ. : oh m y gosh… bro.. [4/13/16 10:44:26 PM] 👑 Fᴇʀɪᴅ Bᴀᴛʜᴏʀʏ. : i'm so… excited, bro.

[ofdxlish]

On 1/19/16, at 2:37 AM, spicy daddy wrote: > THE WIGGLY THEORETICAL PEEN

[ofdxlish]

[1/13/16 1:58:38 AM] ♚ Cᴀᴅ Bᴀɴᴇ. : i just put lotion on bc my skin is super cracked all over [1/13/16 1:58:47 AM] ♚ Cᴀᴅ Bᴀɴᴇ. : forgot i put it on the bottom of my feet too [1/13/16 1:58:53 AM] ♚ Cᴀᴅ Bᴀɴᴇ. : slipped and fell on my tile floor [1/13/16 1:59:10 AM] ♚ Cᴀᴅ Bᴀɴᴇ. : ssseee y ou ,,,, [1/13/16 1:59:12 AM] ♚ Cᴀᴅ Bᴀɴᴇ. : nex t [1/13/16 1:59:13 AM] ♚ Cᴀᴅ Bᴀɴᴇ. : f a ll…. ----- [1/13/16 2:01:16 AM] ♚ Cᴀᴅ Bᴀɴᴇ. : bonus points are that my entire body now smells like eucalyptus tea

[ofdxlish]

[1/11/16 10:28:05 PM] ♚ poe dameron. : listens to danger zone on repeat [1/11/16 10:28:09 PM] ♚ poe dameron. : stares at the wall [1/11/16 10:29:10 PM] maci windu: omg [1/11/16 10:29:20 PM] ♚ poe dameron. : I'm in limbo, maci

[ofdxlish]

[12/12/15 2:22:59 AM] ♚ synthamon roll. : preachin to the choir, sister [12/12/15 2:23:04 AM] ♚ synthamon roll. : ya feel [12/12/15 2:23:51 AM] あなたの最悪の悪夢クソ: Okay, Hancock

[ofdxlish]

:// dont even get me started on all the ill timed puns synth!miht would make

"Hey Nick I'm…. Nuts and bolts about you." loses a hand while she’s fighting  looks at the SS  “Hey, can you - “ waves her stump around “ - gimme a hand -” and then fROM SKYPE  [12/8/15 2:30:26 AM] ♚ synthamon roll. : they're all just walking along [12/8/15 2:30:29 AM] ♚ synthamon roll. : kinda quiet [12/8/15 2:30:45 AM] ♚ synthamon roll. : "Hey Nick - do we have the ability to like… Scan other objects?" [12/8/15 2:30:59 AM] DragonSexCalendar: "Hm. Not sure, never tried... why?" [12/8/15 2:31:37 AM] ♚ synthamon roll. : "Because if we could, and I didn't know what kind of bird that was…." Points up at a bunch of crows. "I could scan it." [12/8/15 2:31:40 AM] ♚ synthamon roll. : gR I NS SLOWLY [12/8/15 2:31:49 AM] ♚ synthamon roll. : "I'd be…. Scandanavian."