#skyrim guards

[nobody-survives-skyrim]

Nobody survives Skyrim, entries 16-20!

If you're just finding this side blog of mine, here's the sum up:

My character's name is Nobody. And as Nobody, I'm adventuring through Skyrim looking for things to paint as a way of increasing my art skills in real life.

Check out my main blog @zoecroman for more art and fanart!

[todayontumblr]

the question on everyone's lips

the best NPC dialogue from skyrim?

"Another wanderer, here to lick my father's boots. Good job."

"Dragonborn, huh? Was it your ma or your pa that was the dragon?"

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."

"You'll make a fine rug, cat!"

"Maybe I'm the Dragonborn, and I just don't know it yet?"

"Is that... Fur? Coming out of your ears?"

"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?"

"If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second."

other

Voting ended onJul 4, 2023

[blockedragon]

Three guards watching a crow.

[irondeficientf3r0ck]

who up drawingggg haha got a wee bit obessed with skyrim again which lead to the discovery of Skyrim Guard Tales so now I am DRAWING THEM

best part is that since i dont use color on tehse sketches i can claim these are five different guys and not just like. two.

I know I usually draw horses HOWEVER uhhh based on my current skyrim playthru I didnt want to also shadowmere scary

[leolovesthings]

Windhelm

[emrysthegoodwitch]

I love that with all the dialogue lines the Skyrim guards have it makes it sound like they have like entire classes that the guards go through.

Because they know which weapons are daedric artifacts and can tell which skills you're well versed in.

So my HC is that guards have a few classes they go through before actually being guards.

[themonsterundermystairs]

again, inspired by @azurafanclubpresident

[glassified-studio]

Let me guess… someone stole your sweet roll?