@slackingearth from here!
Some guy had slapped his Aunt Lorelei during the ceremony when Cupid hatched? Well, at least he has an easy answer for her..
[Text: Aunt Lorelei]
[txt]: Easy. [txt]: If you can’t/won’t/don’t want to kill him, do the next best thing: [txt]: Castrate him.
Though, that might take too much effort...
[txt]: Or, just punch him. [txt]: Either one would work, I think.












