For a prompt, CALMER with everyone flirting with Remy?
CALMER - Flirt
(Sorry that it's been so long since my last ficlet! I haven't been very inspired lately but I felt like doing a ficlet today and this prompt has been in my inbox for a while!)
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Masterpost
Remy rolled his eyes as he scrolled through his phone, unable to find anything interesting to do. None of the usual apps he used were anything but boring, and there was nothing else to do. He let out an aggravated sigh, dropping his phone into his lap.
Ugh, what was he supposed to do?
Then, that was when Remy noticed that he wasn't the only one in the living room. Roman had entered while he had been distracted, and he marched over to Remy with a determined expression on his face.
When he reached Remy, he reached out with his hand and placed two fingers under Remy's chin, tilting his head up to look at him.
"My beloved, you look divine on this fine afternoon."
Remy stared at him for a few seconds, blinking in surprise, before he let out an amused laugh.
"You're not looking too bad yourself, hot stuff."
Roman smiled at him - a fondness on his face that made Remy smile back - his fingers still underneath Remy's chin. Then, he leant in and pressed a warm kiss to Remy's lips that did not last nearly as long as Remy would have liked it to. When Roman pulled away, Remy chased his lips, but then he noticed that his other four boyfriends had entered the room.
Remy leant back, looking over his boyfriends, who were all looking at him.
He lived for the attention.
Remy grinned. "Hey, babes," he said. "We having a party or something?"
Logan stepped closer to him first. His eyes slid downwards first, looking over Remy's whole body as if he was reading him like a particularly interesting book, before they slid back upwards to Remy's face.
Remy tilted his head, questioning.
"If I had to decide between never seeing the stars again or never laying my eyes on your face again, I would say goodbye to the night sky," Logan said, just a little awkwardly, but his voice full of sincerity.
Remy raised an eyebrow, but could not help but grin.
"Well, duh. I'm a hottie."
"That is.... accurate," Logan said, and Remy could see just the slightest hints of pinkness on his face.
Patton pushed past Logan, giving Remy a sweet smile.
"Are you a spoonful of sugar?" He asked.
Remy gave him an amused look, now thoroughly confused about what was going on.
"I'm pretty sure I'm not," he said. "But, you know, what do I know? Maybe I am."
"'Cos you're so sweet I just want to eat you all up!"
Remy laughed. "Thanks, babe."
"That sounds unhealthy," Logan commented, and Patton let out a giggle, lacing his and Logan's fingers together.
"I have no idea what's going on here," Remy said. "But I'm enjoying it."
He leant back against the couch cushions, turning to Virgil and Emile - the last two of his boyfriends - an expectant look on his face. Whatever was going on, he was pretty sure that they were going to be next.
Emile turned to Virgil, clearly gesturing for him to go next, so Remy looked to Virgil.
Virgil paused, looking hesitant for a single moment, before he smoothed over the anxiety in his expression and replaced it with a confidence that Remy rarely saw on his face.
He marched over to Remy, leaning down and grabbing the front of his shirt, pulling him closer until their faces were almost touching.
And, well, Remy was absolutely not complaining.
"Do you want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you?" Virgil asked.
"Duh," Remy responded immediately, his face warming slightly.
Before Virgil - or any of their boyfriends - could say anything else, Remy leant in and crushed their lips together.
They weren't kissing for nearly long enough before they were interrupted.
"As nice as this is to watch," Emile said. "I think it's my turn."
Virgil pulled away, taking a step back from Remy, making him pout. But Remy didn't have time to complain before Emile walked over to him. He leant down, his mouth just beside Remy's ear, and whispered something that only the two of them could hear.
Remy's face immediately went fire-hot, and he was sure that it had turned a bright rose-like red.
When Emile pulled back, he stared at him, wide-eyed, for a few seconds. Then, he let out a startled laugh.
"Well, damn, babe. I didn't know you had that in you."
Emile smiled - an innocent expression, contrasting the thing he had just whispered in Remy's ear.
Patton laughed. "Well, I think we know who won this."
"That's great and all," Remy said. "But I still have no idea what's going on."
"We were having a competition over who could make you the most flustered," Logan explained, adjusting his glasses.
"Right." Remy nodded, an amused expression on his face. "And why, exactly, were you doing that?"
"Because we love you," Emile said simply, reaching out and poking the tip of Remy's nose.
