Night of the Living Slampiece
Like a zombie pulling itself out of the muck...a slampiece hit me up last night. He left for vacation a month ago and I had not heard from him since. Before he left he wanted to come over but I said no because I was tired and didn’t want any company. I think he was surprised by this so I assume I wouldn’t hear from him again.
But no! To my surprise, here he was again. Not a “Hello” or “How have you been?” just this:
Me: “Oh hey. Yeah I’m busy. Welcome back”
Him: “Thanks. well we should hang out sometime”
Me: “I actually am not interested in hanging out anymore..”
Him: “Really? Well I appreciate your honesty.”
Me: “Yeah but I hope you have a great summer.”
And that’s all! Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Being honest is the best policy. He’s a nice, attractive, and smart guy and I hope he finds whatever he is looking for but what he is offering is just not enough for me and not what I want anymore.
Moral of the story: Sometimes it’s hard to call it quits...and sometimes it’s very easy.