HIGH-SCHOOL AU W THE CREEPY GANG
( ၴႅၴ+HEADCANONS WITH VERLAINESZ!! (plus x reader)
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ JEFF, TOBY, BEN, JANE, (and nina mentioned)
( ၴႅᯓ ⁺₊ ♱ .ᐟ— CRACK + COMEDY + HCS + HIGH-SCHOOL AU!
A/N: im at class rn with like idk 2 fanfics in the Making hehehe might write for killer chat :3!! Ik I've been offline for like 7 months in the writing community but I've been revived!!!
⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚WARNINGS— swearing + VAPE USAGE + School fights lmfao + very very funny author breaking the 4th wall sometimes
- hes the regina George of the school. Probably. But more underground and gets into trouble 24/7
- his bag is either HEAVY AS HELL or like so freaking light you wonder if he even has a single piece of paper in his bag
- he infact does have paper. Just one singular one.
- when his bagpack is light it only contains his vapes, one singular half used mechanical pencils (the class doesn't even use mechanical pencils they use Ballpens), and one singular wrinkled piece of paper that somehow gets him through the whole day💔
- BUT WHEN IT IS HEAVY.. It's FILLED with his vapes and random weapons like freaking butterfly knives, bats, more knives, daggers..yknow?? Fancy stuff. (he stole them)
- wait till you hear this guy finding out about the school implementing a bagcheck policy
- ABSOLUTELY LIVID ABOUT IT.
"ITS ON SIGHT ITS ON SIGHT IF I SEE YOUR ASS ITS DONE"
- tries to talk all non chalant and rough if you first meet him but the second you get close to him he's the most loudest fucker in the area ever😟
- definitely steals vapes from other kids
- prolly a grape flavor connoisseur. Something fruity or strong smh idk i have never vaped before but something strong and harsh to the taste lololol
- hides his vape in some black musty pouch
-hes so hard to crack omg don't even think of trying to confess to him
-acts like he knows things about romance js because he has nina chasing after him
- "dude this romance thing is easy typ shift"
- whenever someone makes him or tells him to do something, he'd purposely do it in such a shit way that it makes the person who ordered him to do something to do it themselves
- definitely the Gretchen in the gang
- yells "YO MAMI WSG" in the hallways whenever he sees a girl walk pass him
- unfunny. Genuinely. But sometimes his jokes are so unfunny that it becomes funny 😂✌️
- he could be saying the most craziest unfunniest joke you ever heard and the SECOND you let out a giggle.. Its game over for u bud. Its worse if ur a girl.
- the second he hears that giggle or laugh, he's repeating that all year long. 😟😟😟😟
-like he'd purposely say that joke OUT LOUD to toby and Jeff whenever he sees the person who laughed at it.
- doesn't let the joke go. Never. Unless he forgets it. When he does forget about it, you're safe. (for now)
- like imagine a random tuesday he lets out an actual funny joke and the SECOND he hears a giggle Falling from your lips, best believe in the next school year he's repeating that infront of you like imagine him with Toby and Jeff and WHEN HE SEES YOU near his vicinity, he'll repeat the joke in a loud voice to jeff and toby while making sure you heard it😟✌️
- his bagpack is in the middle. Not too light not too heavy.
- brings a pen and a single notebook that has every subject crammed in it
- his vape flavor is something soda. Definitely monster soda flavored or coca cola.
- prolly steals and buys vapes. Unlike Jeff who only steals :/
- hes such a loser omfg hes definitely desperate for a boyfriend or girlfriend.
- if ur a guy hes definitely in denial that he likes u. "yo dude that's gayyyy😅😅" "no homo tho" he'd say as he clings to you
- if ur a girl its a whole different story 😅😅 he's so corny its insane. "wsg mami" and winks at you
- super clingy. Genuinely wants to make out in the middle of hallways 😟😟😟😟😟
- if ur Nonbinary, he's like so loud with the they them jokes im sorry. Definitely calls u "thing" instead of king/queen
- calls you monarch or any nickname out there that has a they/them pun to it. Hes so chronically online you have to be nice to him ok??? :((
- the only reason why hes not in those schooling programs (aka the ones to thw kids who failed) is because he's actually pretty smart at techy stuff. Prolly good at computer science, math and science.
- if he wasn't in jeffs circle of friends, he would've been in the computer club.
- whenever theres a competition where they need to make robots or whatevr, the school always pulls him out 😂✌️
- English hater. Definitely says shit like "but we speak that anyway we dont need it as a subject 🙄" like ok bud.
- his bagpack probably has some gameboys and Nintendos in there. Which is the only thing giving it weight.
- hides his vape in those padded laptop pockets in bagpacks
- doesn't care much about bagchecks. Will find a way to sneak his vapes and his nintendo switch 😈😈😈
- karen of the group. Prolly. Heh.
-LMFAO do u guys know that one meme where the guy asks the security guard, "yo can i skate here?" and when the guard says no, he'd pretend to skate and just leave the building to do it.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKbnjEPTPbp/?igsh=eXc2YW03enVmemR1
- unlike Jeff, he doesn't do it on purpose 💔💔💔 he's trying his best to do what hes told hw swears ✌️
- like when he has to submit an assignment, it could be something like having to draw this or that.. Likw imagine him having to draw something but the second he messes up, he's using the whole roll of his seatmates or friends Correction tape to start over just for him to use another piece of paper 💔
- the fucker that will stand infront of the electric fan when it's scorching hot. Ok look i know alot of classrooms are air conditioned but here in my country ITS NOT. we have electric fans.
- imagine you sitting in class after doing such tedious work in the hot scorching sun, and you close your eyes, expecting the electric fans air to hit your face to just be met with tobys back. Like he's deadass following the movements of the fan.
- the type of kid to purposely get himself hurt to get a reaction out of people
- also an asshole at the most worst times.
- Ok your day would be already Going so bad like its so hot in the classroom, so much assignments are given and your pen just ran out of ink... So you walk over to him to ask for a pen (he clearly has pens. He has them all laid out on the table) and like when you ask, he'd look around his table and reply with the most sassiest answer with a sassy snarky tone like
*looks around his table that clearly has ball point pens everywhere* "oh y-yeah no i don't have any." he'd say with deadpanned eyes but a snarky sarcastic grin LIEJDJSBFJS
- the type of kid you'd expect to be okay and normal because of his loner ass looks but when you actually get close to him he's super loud.
- definitely accidentally says things. Bcs of his tics. Duh. But he does it at the worst times..
- like a fight would break out (we'll get to those headcanons later) and he's yelling "COCKSUCKER" by accident 😬😬😬
- like the kid jeff jumped is already sobbing and Jeff is already making a run for it and he'd accidentally say, "PUSSY EATER"
- even tho he's part of jeffs circle of friends, he actually has decent grades 😊✌️✌️😜
- vape flavor is something sweet idk like probably strawberry acai or just something sweet and milky in general idk i dont vape ✌️😅
- wastes school supplies like crazy
- make him stick up a few papers on the walls and you're already out of tape.
- instead of taping it with just one piece like a normal person, he'd tape all sides to the wall so that "just in case it doesn't fly away" and it's not even taped to each corners, everything is taped.
- when he has to tape something outside, he'd cover the paper in tape so that it's "waterproof" even though its already laminated 💔💔💔
- does "gang meetings" in the disabled bathroom stall of the boys bathroom
- literally people avoid that stall like it's the PLAGUE.
- deadass smells like mixtures of random vape flavors
- has corny shit written on the walls
- red sharpie EVERYWHERE. "JEFF WAS HERE.." you'd be seeing shit like that and poorly drawn blood splatters from red sharpie
- first thing you'd see when you enter the stall isn't even the toilet. You'd see red sharpie writing on the walls. Big bold ones.
- poor toby 💔💔 he has to carry their shit (their bagpacks) whenever jeff gets into fights
- first of all jeff tries so hard to be nonchalant in class but the second you're in "his gangs turf" he'd be so loud.
- music class could be so loud like violins and piano everywhere but you can still hear his ass yelling at the hallways
"ITS ON SIGHT KID, FUCKING FIGHT ME YOU PUSSY"
- you'd KNOW that there's a fight because he's so goddamm loud about it lmfao
- you WILL hear his yells from the other side of the school
- hes there for physical support.
- the second jeff is getting into fights, he's sizing up the guy and is like "watch your mouth kid."
- he thinks he's so tuff like boii-😂🫱
- throws his bagpack to toby when he joins in
- he thinks he's doing damage to the kid him and jeff r fighting but in reality—jeff is doing all the work💔💔
- jeff let's ben think that he's doinf something
- THE SECOND WAY that you can find out that a fight is breaking out is when toby posts it on his story.
- first of all, i feel like toby wouldn't post shit...like the only reason he has a bunch of followers because he doesn't know his stories are on public
- like like while he has 2 backpacks (jeff being VERY VERY heavy because it's filled with weapons and its half open and a barbed bat already fell) over his shoulders, he has his phone out recording the fight
- like while jeff is jumping the dude (ben in the corner near Jeff, just kicking the guy— thinking he's doing something) toby is like
Like while hes recording theres like silence in between his lines like hes deadass just saying random lines to hype Jeff and ben up
And what's funny? The MINUTE there's an actual fire and good part like when the guy jeff and ben are jumping fight back and hits jeff good, toby would double tap on his screen to make the camera clearer just for the camera to flip to his face and record his reaction instead 😂✌️✌️
Likw he's like "YOOO that's crazy brooooo" and it records his reaction instead of the fight
"yooo did you guys see that? That was crazyy"
Like no toby we didn't see the guy land a hit on jeffs balls💔 we only saw your eyes widen and mouth drop😅😅😅😅✌️✌️✌️
And while jeff is like grabbing the guy by the hoodie or collar, ben is there grabbing one side of it, thinking hes doing something 😅😅😅
- the 3 obviously get in trouble often since the principal and student council uses Tobys account to find where the fight is and whos the victim💔😟
- like toby would have stories with blurred pictures of the fight and caption it as
"Yo today's fight was insaneeee😂😂😂" and its like a blurred photo of ben slipping and Jeff holding some kid by the collar with a random get scared or gangsta song in the bg
- Jane follows his account to track where they are because for some reason toby is loud on social media 💔💔😟😟
- BEST BELIEVE YOU'RE ALWAYS HEARING "JEFFERY ALAN WOODS COME TO THE OFFICE IMMEDIATELY."
- also they're the gang you're so tired with💔💔
- you're like already 10 minutes late in class and you're trying to get to your classroom but their asses are in the middle of the hallway, taking all the space by huddling up and whispering shit 💔💔💔
- don't even try to squeeze in the sides because jeff will jump you by saying shit like
And ben will back him up by looking up at you and say something like "can't you see us talking?"
- toby and jeff would have the most shit eating, soul disintegrating, heart pounding glare ever like its actually kinda scary 😅😅 and there's ben staring at you with a lazy eye that's already doing social distancing like its still the pandemic...
JANE (its short forgive me😅)
- jane is so done with their asses
- i feel like she'd be a student council member idk..
- actually has good grades
- has a hate club for jeff
- is always the one bringing jeff to detention
- the girl you'd expect that WHEN SHE WALKS BY THE HALLWAY.. IT SMELLS HELLA GOOD?? LIKE ITS SOME DARK SCENT THATS LIKE MM🤤🤤🤤
- definitely disappointed that ben and toby are friends with jeff bcs she knows ben and toby both have potential in things
- the girl who has everything like you could ask her for like deodorant, she has it. Toothpicks? SOMEHOW KNOWS WHERE TO GET SOME OR HAS THEM.. she has everything omg she's actually so helpful
- gets more girls than ben and it makes him jellyyyyy
