I was at the airport today, going through security... and it dawned on me:
Sanzu Haruchiyo would be the whole ass idiot to try to bring a KATANA through security.
"Sir, what is this?"
"Oh- This is my emotional support item."
"...Yeah, we're going to have to confiscate this and you're going to have to step to the side."
"WAIT! WHAT?!"
"Sir- please calm down or-"
"OR WHAT!"
"Call the armed guards!"
"FUCK!!!"
And you just see past security, Takeomi facepalming before yelling:
"YOU FUCKING BROUGHT THE KATANA?!"
And Kakucho is right there with him saying:
"DO YOU EVER STOP TO THINK OF OTHER PEOPLE SANZU?!"
Koko is just sighing, looking at this floor, wondering how much it's gonna cost to bail Sanzu out of prison this time.
Rindou and Ran are cracking up, saying things like:
"Bro, I can't believe this idiot??"
"I think this is potentially the stupidest thing he's pulled yet."
"Please tell me you're recording-"
"IVE BEEN RECORDING SINCE THEY STOPPED HIM!"
Yes, Ran Haitani was recording all of this for Tiktok and then put Wii Music over it later.
Mochi went to the bathroom when he got through security, so he came back and is asking for a play by play from the Haitanis only to laugh his ass off with them.
As Sanzu is being taken away, Koko goes up to get information, but Sanzu looks over to Takeomi and says:
"HELLO?? ARENT YOU GONNA HELP??"
And Takeomi just looks away, like he doesn't know him.
He then looks over to Rindou, who just smiles sweetly and then waves as he turns around and walks away.
Sanzu gets SO mad at this and just yells.
But where was Mikey in all of this?
This fucker snuck off the get an Auntie Anne's pretzel. He was outtie, he does not know these people.
Thank you for reading my airport Bonten HC LMAOOO
Bonus:
Later, Hina sees the Tiktok Ran made and is like
"Takemichi don't you know these people"
And Takemichi looks over and is freaking out:
"KOKO-KUN?!?" He looks closer "KAKU-CHAN?! OH HES PISSED..."
And then he sees a snippet, "MIKEY?!?"
And before he can get a closer look, the tiktok is taken down.