who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation ⇀ Sloane. Ernest would probably mention it one day, offhandedly, if they happened to see a dog -- “we should totally get a pet” -- but he wouldn’t actually go out and get one. He’d get home one day and Sloane would be standing at the door like “I accidentally adopted 10.”
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them ⇀ Sloane. Ernest doesn’t mind though, he knows the film hoe needs her perfect picture and he actually gets mad if she complains that the ones he’s taking aren’t good enough.
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy ⇀ Both. When she’s in a bad mood, he’ll break into a song and dance he made up on the spot just to get her to crack a smile, and she does the same for him.
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them ⇀ Ernest. Sloane isn’t actually scared of them, but she pretends for his sake.
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them ⇀ Both of them demand attention all the time. When one is working, the other is practically competing with whatever it is their working on for their attention.
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated ⇀ They’re both clingy as fuck, they end up trying to call each other at the same time and neither call goes through.
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do ⇀ Sloane storms out -- she’s not going to take anyone speaking to her with attitude, much less Ernest -- and he throws a tantrum.
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows ⇀ Ernest. He’s too used to staying up late with Tuck, but Sloane always falls asleep next to him.
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky ⇀ It started as a joke, because Ernest made a big deal about how much he hated it when she did that, but Sloane does it anyway.
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car ⇀ Ernest sprays her, and it escalates into a major prank war for the next month.
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays ⇀ Sloane. She’s the more creative one out of the two, but she forces Ernest to help her and he never says no.
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other ⇀ Ernest. He hates talking to anyone when he’s upset. Sloane recognizes this and leaves him notes when she’s ready to make up.
who plays with the others’ hair more ⇀ Ernest loves playing with her hair. She complained at first that all he did was mess it up, but now she barely notices.
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored ⇀ Sloane. She doesn’t stop until he agrees to do something with her.
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up ⇀ Sloane, but he doesn’t feel bad until she’s getting him back for it later.
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up ⇀ SLOANE. Ernest can’t stand it, he takes a five hour nap out of frustration afterwards.
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one ⇀ Both of them always forget it, no matter how many times they swear to remind each other next time. They make a game out of it though and race home through the rain.
who demands showering first in the mornings ⇀ It’s a fight every morning. They race to the bathroom and lock the other one out.
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings ⇀ Sloane. Bonus points if his eyes are closed and she turns the water freezing cold without him noticing.
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond ⇀ Both of them do this. Ernest has told her a million times to knock it off because it freezes his phone, and Sloane says she’ll stop if he stops. Neither ever stops.
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight ⇀ Ernest, and it pisses Sloane off when she’s trying to get in touch with him.
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets ⇀ Sloane, but she only does it because it always scares the fuck out of him and she likes seeing him jump.
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can ⇀ Ernest hugs her every chance he gets, and when she says she’s not in the mood for hugs, it becomes a bear hug until she’s laughing.
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet ⇀ Sloane is louder, Ernest always wonders how she never realizes just how loud she really is.
