#slash x debug

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Debug: maybe ill dress up as a deer for Halloween so someone will hit me with their car

Slash: can you at least wait till i get my drivers license?

Debug: i thought you had one already??

Slash: yeah......they took it away :(

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Debug: my boyfriend (Slash) started calling one of our cats "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

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Slash: Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat

Slash: Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag

Cabriole: Still no homo?

Slash: I'm gonna level with you bestie... I am eating these croutons gay style

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Debug: why did you leave wrestle mania on for the birds

Slash: they need to learn how to protect us!!

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Ritter: Hey guys, I heard you were baking-

Slash: I'M STUCK IN THE OVEN!!

Prisma: I ACCIDENTALLY PUT SLASH IN THE OVEN! FUCK!!

Molpe, crying: I ate all of the chocolate chips- what do I do?!

Debug: WHERE'S THE CONDENSED MILK?!

Eros: I FORGOT TO BUY THE FRIDGE!!

Prisma: RUN!! THE BUTTER IS FIGHTING BACK!!!

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Slash: do you have peacock?

Debug: the bird? Yeah i found one recently

Slash: THE STREAMING SERVICE??

Slash:

Slash: bring the bird next hang out tho