His name is Kazimir the Putrid and he's the twins' direct ancestor. He likes long walks through endless deserts, forests that whisper forbidden things, and eating people. No his weapon isn't practical but neither is the nature of the cosmos. Also he can't die and is actively rotting as we speak. Yes, he stinks. So bad. He's also very stupid and bad at most things but he can do what Hastur needs him to do so he remains a rusted cog in the deus ex machina. His sister has a pact with Cthulhu, his best friend is a wicker man, he lives in a pocket dimension that exists inside of an ancient suit of armor, and he's technically still married to Dracula. But we don't have time to unpack any of that. He was supposed to be a side character and lore fodder but I love him so much that the entire plot currently hinges on his existence. Funny how that works.
Also this is the pic I used as reference because I'm a fuckin edgelord
I regret nothing.
