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[bottomcyclonus]

Soundwave's younger brother, Microwave.

oh shit new cassette dropped

[breakdownsbuttlights]

Truth be told, that's always been my favorite Prowl dynamic regardless of ship - him getting fragged so thoroughly his tacnet shuts off, his analyses abort, and he's just stuck making a ridiculous ahegao face while he's in total "no thoughts, head empty" mode and loving every second that his brain isn't running.

I might be working on a JazzProwl fic with this.

.... I keep trying to have an intelligent response to this ask, but then my brain fills with images of Prowl getting dicked down and I’m like 🤤🤤🤤 yes.... good.....

[onenicebugperday]

As a lass in Western Maryland (in the Appalachian Foothills, on a mountain ridge), I used to get Rosy Maple Moths, Luna Moths, and Polyphemus Moths hanging out on a regular basis near our security lights. They were the highlight of my childhood!

Lucky you! Those are some of my favs

[peachesncremate]

⚠️Swindle!

[intersex-survey]

Sorry for saying "fuck" so much answering the survey.

lol that’s fine!

[ser-handeloup]

02: A memory from your character's teenage years

Handeloup, age 14, organizing a runaway chocobo recapture effort.The one thing motivating Handeloup towards knighthood was the hope of riding one of those magnificent battle chocobos one day, and young Handeloup had once again gone to the stables in lieu of training with the practice axe he had been bestowed with the year before, which may have advanced his dreams of knighthood better. Nevertheless, he witnessed the ever clever birds to simply lift a gate off its hinges and sprint to the streets.

Calling Handeloup lazy would be mean; but if he was good at something, it was figuring out the most efficient manner to do things. And he had an idea of which one of his friends was the fastest runner, who the best climber, who had the best aim with a lariat, who was the best horsebirdman, and which chocobo the rest would nicely follow back.

Of course, all he got for thanks was blame for supposedly letting the chocobos free in the first place.

[bottomcyclonus]

KOBD?

Idk what the fuck mscott was on when she was writing them in the comics but life is gonna have to take KOBD from my cold dead hands

[bottomcyclonus]

To counter your "Cyclonus is just a guy" meme, I contend that Cyc is not just a guy.

Cyclonus is just a lesbian. Takes care of shit because apparently no one else fucking will, doesn't care about physical appearance until partner makes them something cute and then it's suddenly mandatory wear, apparently indestructible, approach to problems is to beat/stab them to death, utterly useless when it comes to confessing love to the person he clearly adores.

Lesbian king.....