#slaughterhouse 6

[incorrectsotm]

Glamour: How is cutting down on pollution a government plot Ray?

Ray Manta: Open up your eyes man! They're trying to CONTROL global warming get it? Gloooooobal.

Glamour: So what?

Ray Manta: That's code for Maerynian Commissars telling Americans what temperature it's going to be in OUR outdoors! I say we let the world warm up a bit, see what M'kk Dahl'Tonn thinks of that.

Glamour: Dammit Ray, we live Texas. If it gets one degree hotter I am personally going to kick your ass!

[incorrectsotm]

Glamour, to Slaughterhouse 6: I have total faith in you.

[later]

Glamour: There’s like, a 30% chance they’ll all die.

[incorrectsotm]

Ray Manta: So as it turns out, I'm not the real Raymond Mantos, but a clone of him. The real me is a superwarrior from the year 2087 sent back in time to get me (i.e. I) to help fight off the invading Mongolian armies.

Glamour: Ray, that's asinine. And here's four reasons why. One, you're not gonna clone a superwarrior out of a guy who can't win a thumb wrestling match.

Ray Manta: But-

Glamour: Two, you've sworn your whole life that the robots will exterminate the clones by the end of 2010. So which is it? Robots or clones?

Ray Manta: Well, I-

Glamour: Three, you've already said that you sympathize with the invading Mongolian armies of 2087, so you'd be the last one they'd send to fight them. (Ray looks defeated) And four, if you were from the future, you would have seen this coming.

(Glamour slugs Ray in shoulder. Desert Eagle and Re-Volt applaud.)

[zooeyglassbuddy-blog]

Sequel to slaughterhouse 5 it's called