#slaybonezing

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Really big things coming from my wife and I tonight

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Every time I give amc food a chance I get the most fucked up, disgusting, burnt hot dog tasing ass food.

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never have to worry aboutmy gf cheating on me only have to worry about loosing her attention to world war one books ✊

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When my boss says she has feedback for me and I know I’m about to clock into the pissing me the fuck offffff factory

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I couldn’t even imagine not being a lesbian bc when I’m driving if I looked over and saw a man and not my beautiful wife in her cute sunglasses and little scarf I’d crash the car into a tree with a quickness

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You guys ever see a retail worker do this?

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I be a wife in 2 days woahhhh

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Can I ask you guys something without me getting mad at me?