#slayden

[roccodile]

my favorite genus of old man yaoi is "space army's most special princess and his snatched freak wife"

[kulshedra97]

Okay, that's the monthyl quota done.

[copafeelcopperfield]

one hit off of this doomhayden yaoi blunt and you'll be so high in the clouds that urdak don't mean shit. this shit so strong it makes you question the innate perversity of betraying your kind to gift one with divinity, turning them into a weapon by your design

[dreamsofsyzygy]

Samuel Hayden <3

More posts on my twitter

[prismasaryn]

Hayden: I’m moronosexual. I’m exclusively, and tragically, attracted to dumbasses. Just yesterday Slayer asked me what BFG stood for and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Doomslayer: Hey Sam, where do Hell Knights come from?

Hayden, already taking off his robe: Goddammit Blazkowicz you're so fucking stupid-

[kulshedra97]

>sometimes i wish you had legs to wrap around me >that's what your legs are for

[kulshedra97]

uhhh squid hole gets a break i guess

[copafeelcopperfield]

hey @samuel-hayden why did you like my yaoi blunt post about you and the slayer. do you have something to share with the class.