WELL I'LL FUCKING TELL YOU. I apologize, I am extremely fucking tired but just awake enough not to be able to go back to bed. The hubby had to go into work at 3 AM. Usually not a problem. When he leaves I usually snuggle up to the pup and go back to sleep. Bandit apparently did not know of this plan. As soon as Steven shut the door to the bedroom and I turned over all hell broke loose. Bandit went loopy and decided she would whine and pace and chew on things. Rinse, lather, repeat. I being a good dog mom got up thinking maybe she needed to go out. And even though I was fucking tired I spent thirty minutes outside only for her not to go. She then proceeded to run around the fucking house when I let her in and by this time I had reached the point of no return. So now I'm watching shitty early morning television while she sleeps. So tempted to shove her off the couch. But I won't because then she would be awake. And at the moment that is worse than the alternative.