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Hobo: Did you just knock that guy out??

Petunia: Is that judgement I hear?

Hobo:

Hobo: Pride

Indigo: Nice joke bro, now I'm insecure

Wallis: And how do you think you’re gonna stop me?

Assistant: I’ll tell Petunia

Wallis:

Wallis: You sick bastard

Assistant: Look, I already apologized for bumping into you. What are you going to do, kill me?

Virga: Yes

Wallis: Listen, Assistant

Assistant: Please call me R-

Wallis: I’d really rather not. If I named you, I could get attached

Seaweed: Crushes are the worst.

Assistant: Yeah. Whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid.

Seaweed: You're always acting stupid.

Assistant: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

Petunia: Are all gods, this childish?!

Hobo: Don’t look at me, this isn’t even my pantheon

Yma: You can’t just set all your problems on fire

Niak: You’d be surprised at how many things are flammable

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