#sleepoverbloggin

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all I know about Vampire Diaries is violent vampires and Phoenix is very distraught by it

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they have begun to make fun of my puns

they just don't punderstand

:7

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Me: So Thor's been hunting down this one enemy for a really long time. In their final battle he says, "you've really been a thorn in my side"

Dragon-pants: No

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Phoenix: Hats are just bowls for your head.

Dragon-pants: ...Holy shit, you're right.

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Brother Eldest: I always hated it when Swiper swiped the thing because it made me feel like I wasn't shouting [swiper no swiping] fast enough

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dragon-pants-friend: "banananananananan is on your arm. surprise"

Phoenix: "seriously. it's like a hot pocket, but it's not attractive. this blanket has a pocket!"

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Phoenix: Mayonnaise makes stuff taste just as good or worse and condiments are supposed to make things taste better so I'm just saying Obama should ban mayonnaise.

Dragon-pants-wearing-friend: Obama should ban your face.

Phoenix: What else is there? Ah. Kiwis.

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monofox is ranting passionately about mayonnaise and how overused it is

considering making Phoenix Rant Bingo