Jun 12
Water should be like... 50% more fun to drink. I think that would fix me permanently.
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Water should be like... 50% more fun to drink. I think that would fix me permanently.
anyone else ever get so dehydrated you feel your eyeballs????
womb tattoo that says "Corrupted off ibuprofen"
if she doesn't remember adf.ly she's too young for you
Me explaining to a medieval peasant how to make their heartburn go away: Drink from this spring, it balances your yellow bile humor. It has to do with the specific rocks that make up the underground spring the water resides in. They leech into the water and it neutralizes the excess yellow bile causing your pain.
Peasant with Bdellophobia due to the poor medical understanding of the time: I do not trust this water one bit anymore! Or you for that matter! AWAY WITH YOU FOUL PHYSICIAN!
Sometimes plurality is you, the idealized version of yourself when you were 14, a gay goat, and the dude who keeps saying "Rich people? all the money! Poor people? No money... really makes you think eh?"
Three cheers (shout-outs) for the most virtuous maid in all the land (my wife) for retrieving her majesty's chew stick (toothbrush) from the lavatory. Her bravery and sense of duty to ensure their royal hygiene in spite of their bloodlines curse (chronic congenital illness) should be celebrated by all and be a role model for generations of maids to come.
sand-attackbaiting my hustle leafeon gf, is this anything?