#peasantposting

[thekalpar]

My liege, behold, the field in which I grow mine fucks.

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Well, I planted fucks. It all came up wheat this year.

[3leni]

screaming out “BAEEELOORRRRR” in the same cadence as elphaba belting “FIYYYEEEEROOOO” in the middle of no good deed 💔 this is where we’re at rn

[metaphoricalink]

Fuuuuck my liege lord just joined a pirate cult 😔

[starribyrd]

Me explaining to a medieval peasant how to make their heartburn go away: Drink from this spring, it balances your yellow bile humor. It has to do with the specific rocks that make up the underground spring the water resides in. They leech into the water and it neutralizes the excess yellow bile causing your pain.

Peasant with Bdellophobia due to the poor medical understanding of the time: I do not trust this water one bit anymore! Or you for that matter! AWAY WITH YOU FOUL PHYSICIAN!

[crazysodomite]

Man. Adding a sausage to my slop hits so hard

[skepticalpigeon]

Yet another peasantpost on here but I kinda understand why they put Galileo on house arrest for proving that the Earth wasn't the center of the solar system. Like if I was hearing that for the first time I'd be upset too.

[toobusyoverthinking]

been really into porridge lately

[parsleynpoison]

If I say I'm going to the 'potion store', I'm going to shoppers drug mart. Shoppers drug mart is filled with all sorts of potions, not many other stores have such a great ratio of potions to other items.