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[anotherfcknschlattsimp]

Kinktober Day 2

one bed trope

let's go

schlatt

jokes about taking the bed and you taking the couch, but overall wants to share the bed “for comfort’s sake toots”

very upset about it (or so you think)

tries to stay a respectful distance from you

dreams about you nonstop in more and more lewd ways. wakes up in the middle of the night with a b o n e r i tell you what

he had to fix that shit NEOW 

hopes you wont wake up while he’s desecrating the close friendship you two have built on trust

aka, jerking off next to his crush and best friend while in bed with them after dreaming about fucking them

gets VERY scared and insecure when you wake up and catch him, ready to flee

ted (im realizing i am not a ted writer)

offers to take the couch

you say you’d rather have him lay with you than sit in the cuck chair all night, his spine would be ruined and mess up his attitude for the next day of shooting

doesn’t take all that much convincing 

offers his arm for you to cuddle him if you wanted

also one to dream of you while trying not to think about how close and warm and pretty much perfect you are, pressed right up to his side

you wake up in the morning with ted spooning you and with something uncomfortably poking your ass

ted doesnt seem to be awake yet so you test a theory by rubbing yourself against him

he moans out your name among choruses of swears as he finally cums his pants

you can feel the wet patch but dont want to clean up before he wakes and has to deal with the fact that he did that

read: fuck you how he did in his dream

charlie

insists on taking the couch

i mean INSISTS

you have to drag him to the bed

you dont give him a chance at distancing from you, pulling him into a cuddling position

“cuddle me char-char” you say in an overly innocent tone

he finally sinks into the embrace and rests his eyes for the night, still nervous about what might happen

he’s had naughty dreams about you before and just prayed that it wouldnt happen tonight

you wake up and notice your hand drifted south to charlie’s hard cock

when you realize, you give a couple experimental strokes which were greeted by him humping your hand and his pretty little whimpers 

you make a hard decision (to wake him up to you sucking him off or you riding him)

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[anotherfcknschlattsimp]

Kinktober Day 8

power imbalance

charlie doesnt really do anything? i asked three people what i should do for him and the only conclusion was something parasocial or editor related

let's go

schlatt

his dad owns (a share of) the company, remember?

so you better get on your knees like a good bitch

if you tell anyone, youre fired

runs his thumb over your lips, smearing your lipstick as he talks down to you

“gonna be a good li’l whore for me, doll? gonna let me take advantage of that mouth so you can keep your job, toots?”

calls you into his office every morning and every night before one of you leaves

Fluff-

takes you on one-on-one work lunches (dates but he doesnt want to weird you out and have you quit so he just keeps fucking you as his assistant instead of his lover)

gets you flowers and chocolates randomly as a “thank you”

drives you home every night and picks you up every morning

sneaks out of his office to make you a cup of coffee when he had to give you more work than usual as an apology

will never let you know that he’s in love with you, he totally just wants to fuck you all the time. Nothing more. We’ll go with that.

ted

director and photographer, ted nivison

there was no better choice for your brand new merch line

you dropped a set of cute and comfy undies, meant to be worn under a boyfriend hoodie

but you didnt have a boyfriend to steal the hoodie of for the photo sets

that’s his in

he offers you *his* hoodie, fresh off his back

it’s warm and smells really good and it takes you a moment to move cause youre just so enveloped in the comfiness of the cloth

has you repay him after the shoot when you come by to return the hoodie

somehow rizzes you up even though he stumbles through everything but kept talking so confidently about himself

calls you his “perfect lil model”

takes very high quality pictures (uses his personal ancient polaroid camera) of his cum leaking out of you

Fluff-

writes “first date” and your phone number on the back

finds a reason to talk to you everytime he spots you

brings breakfast to your room every morning to wake you up

he’d usually have an assistant doing it for him but, and he wont tell you this so i will, he wants to be the one to see your smile as you process the beautiful breakfast he made (read: bought and plated) for you everyday

charlie

you were so excited for your new job as an editor for the slimecicle channel

that excitement didnt exactly wear off as the time passed

you had been editing for him for about 2-3 months when you get a text

“hey, we need to talk” the five words you’ve been dreading might come

you did your best on all the projects he gave you, you really did, but you guess he didnt feel the same way

you ask what’s wrong, and he tells you not to worry, he just had a new proposition for you

In exchange for keeping your job and earning a raise, you just had to do whatever he told you whenever he told you

that sounded innocent enough to you, you thought that was what you were doing

until he offered to fly you out for a “special assignment”

said special assignment was to be his personal sex toy for the next week but of course he left that part out

slowly works up to it

ssks to hold your hand, then a kiss, then he holds your job over your head as he politely but firmly requests a blowjob

and so on and so forth

Fluff-

takes you to breakfast and dinner everyday while you’re there

really just wants to have you be his partner for the week but what if that was too far? what if you decided that was the line and you were gonna quit and tell the world about what he did to you? those worries only lasted as long as his poor cock could handle jerking off to secretly recorded voice chats and your instagram posts while he sniffed one of your shirts that you just assumed you didnt pack

so not very long

offers/asks for cuddles everyday, whenever youre both free, but not the same way he “asks” for sexual favors

you can say no to the casual physical affection (even though it would break his little heart)

[anotherfcknschlattsimp]

my smoke alarm is going off

reader greening out

let's go

schlatt

learned his lesson with ted

will NOT hit you with the massage gun

...

okay, maybe hits you with the massage gun

doordashes anything you ask for

gives you his hoodies to drown in

plays a baby sensory video for you and hopes that works

tries to get you crossfaded to see if that helps

ted

has been there plenty of times to know exactly what you'll need

has water and snacks in your bedroom constantly for munchies, aftercare, greening out, being sick, etc.

i can see him also putting on a baby sensory video to see how you react, but then getting distracted by it

checks in with you every 10-20 minutes

if youre both greening out, he worries about you more than himself before leaving to get something and forgetting you're in the other room

charlie

frantically googling what to do and calling ted for help

explains lore to you so you dont fall asleep cause he confuses it with a concussion

will give you the remote and let you put on anything you want while you cuddle

until, of course, the mere concept of existing is uncomfortable and you have him sit elsewhere to watch whatever you put on

for continuity, a baby sensory video

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[anotherfcknschlattsimp]

Kinktober Day 1

the boys and mommy kinks

let's go

Schlatt

he sucked at card games, but he kept challenging you to game after game with higher and higher stakes. today? who gets to be in charge tonight.

you watch his cocky grin fly off his face as you laid down your last card and said that fateful word,

“Uno.” you smirk

“what the fuuuckkkk broooo” he whined

“stop being a big baby before mommy has to punish you~” you purr, testing the waters as you take his chin between your thumb and index knuckle. You hear him let out a frankly pathetic whimper before catching himself and clearing his throat.

“Yes ma’am.” he says firmly, clearly trying to bring back his tough guy persona and take control of the situation. You run your thumb over his lips, warm and slightly chapped, before leaning your face close to his

“That’s not my name and you know it…” you whisper seductively in his ear. He lets out a whimper of understanding

“I’m sorry,, mommy,,” he finally whines, letting himself go and letting you fully take over as you straddle his lap

Ted

“We can go on one condition,” you sigh, willing to go to another halloween party anyway but you love watching your man go puppymode. His eyes lit up

“Whatwhatwhat, anything, i’ll do the dishes, take out the trash, mop the kitchen, whatever you want my queen” he dramatically kisses up your arm like gomez to morticia, obvious in his attempts to butter you up

“Call me mommy” you smirk, still loving all the attention he’s giving every inch of your person until he pauses, still trying to process what you said

“wh-what?” he looks into your eyes, looking for any hint of a joke or bluff. not finding any, he straightens up a bit “that’s not much of a compromise if i win anyway” he mumbles, confused

“well do you wanna do the chores anyway?” you flutter your lashes at him

He leans down again, almost in a kiss. “Gladly, mommy” he kisses you deeply and moves to pick you up to take you to the bedroom

Charlie

“Hey babyyyy” you begin, waltzing into the kitchen where he was cutting some fruit

“Yessss lovey?” he questions, not looking up so he could safely cut his snack

“wanna try something new tonight?~” you purr, wrapping your arms around his middle and resting your head on his shoulder

“mmm, like what?” he mumbles, affection heavy in his voice

Charlie puts down the knife and turns in your arms, wrapping his around you and plopping his head on yours, planting oh so many kisses a second later

“What if you called me mommy, charchar? Be mommy’s good boy” you looked up at him when he paused; his face was bright red around his newfound thousand yard stare. You move to step back but he holds you still by your hips, looking down whare you two were touching

“Say it again.. mommy” he whispers, embarrassed that he was getting so turned on already

“Good boy? You wanna be mommy’s good boy tonight, baby?” he whines hearing it again, resting his forehead against yours

“Yeah.. thank you mommy” you feel him rutting slightly against where your leg is pressed to his crotch, needing some relief before he combusted right then and there in your kitchen “can we go to the bed in a moment” his voice wavered

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[anotherfcknschlattsimp]

i wrote this cause nobody else did that i can find

witchy/pagan reader

let's go

schlatt: 

syas he doesnt believe and will fuck around about it (however much leeway you give him)

secretly intimidated by you and leaves offerings every once in a while so the spirits dont Get Him

“Hey babe, did you put a new orange peel and 10 dollar bill out on the offering dish”

“.... no >:(“ (he did)

Buys you witchy gifts constantly

You got him his own tarot deck that sits, unmoved, on a shelf

Or so you think

He uses it everytime he needs an answer related to you

Doesn’t know what kinda date to take you on? Ask the cards. Should he take you two on a spontaneous trip to some absurdly priced hotel? Ask the cards. Do the cats love you more than him? Ask the cards (yes)

doesnt know jack shit about jack shit

ted:

Respects your practice, of course, and uses it to brag about you, also of course

VERY interested in sex magick

VERY into offerings for eros/ the erotes, bes, min, zamani, aphrodite, etc.

tries to study the pantheon(s) you work with, but gets distracted and ends up on top 10 lists for herbs

it’s the thought that counts

Watches rituals from the corner and provides little ooh aahs when you do something he finds interesting

Journals with you

Loves when you clean with cinnamon and lemon and all those fun things 

“babe,, is this a spell apple or can i eat it?”, “is this normal salt?”, “is this like that for a reason or can i change it?”

tries to celebrate and observe holidays with you, but always forget until the last minute and speed buys more candles and produce than needed

charlie:

makes every joke and wordplay he possibly can to try to bond about it

“have you seen my sandwich?”

“the ‘wich for the witch is in the fridge”

Successfully studies the mythology of your pantheon(s)

Journals with you and takes notes on rituals

Like a familiar or perhaps a personal assistant

Asks if he can wear a comically large wizard’s hat

Very happy if you say yes

I would personally send him on little missions like organizing my tarot decks or stirring my salt incense holder, light said incense, and im the author so im pushing this on you

YOU send him on little missions like organizing tarot decks, stirring incense ash and salt, lighting incense and candles, refilling and labeling herbs

Things that make him feel useful

celebrates every solstice, equinox, holiday, etc. with you

[anotherfcknschlattsimp]

Kinktober Day 7

medfet

warning for charlie's: knifeplay, bloodplay

let's go

schlatt

he refuses to get his prostate checked by a doctor so you have to sneak a feel on one of the rare occasions where he lets you top

asks what youre doing and why youre feeling around longer than usual

asked through (totally very manly) whimpers as he tried to fuck himself on your fingers

when you tell him that youre just making sure that “my big guy is all good and healthy for me” you feel him grip around your digits

he let out a long and low groan as he came

“you should check me more often toots”

eventually admits that he thinks about you everytime he gets a check up because he finds exams to be humiliating and gets hard and embarrassed :(

you should also start keeping track of how much he can cum after a week of edging every couple months, he thinks

ted

rubber gloves, doctor’s coat, business casual clothes under the coat

fully in character

places your legs in the stirrups of the exam table you were lucky enough to find on ebay (dont ask questions) for this exact play situation

examines you with an almost straight face, broken only by the hunger in his eyes

you feel like a piece of meat as he pokes and presses and writes observations

fingers you nice and slow to feel how you twitch and try to fuck yourself on his fingers

keeps his clothes on and just pulls his pants and underwear down just enough that he can release his cock

pulls the “special medicine” card when he finally cums in you

starts using the table to punish you outside of medplay scenes, it’s very easy access

charlie - knifeplay, bloodplay, im sorry charlie, you have the worst luck in my writing

hands and feet locked to the bed, cock hard and leaky, biting his lip in excitement and fear

his cock twitched visibly as you snapped your gloves on and picked up the scalpel

whimpers as you run the blade dull side down around his groin

does his best to not buck into your hand as he feels the cold metal against his cock

you start will small scratches in the middle of his thigh, followed by shallow cuts that would only need some neosporin and a bandaid

you didnt need to fuck him up too badly your first time

you remove his restraints when youre done with the knife, so he can watch you lick up the blood rolling down from his fresh wounds

kisses you, reveling in the metallic taste that took over your mouth

has you sign his bandaids so you could make sure anyone who saw them could easily identify him as yours

mind, body, and soul

[anotherfcknschlattsimp]

Kinktober Day 5

piss piss piss piss piss

let's go

schlatt

doesn’t take a lot to get him to sign on

just the promise that it’ll be humiliating for you and he’ll get to bully you

this man is dehydrated at fuck

aims for your tits and mouth

“fuuuck, such a good li’l pisswhore for me, huh toots?”

continues to jerk off of your tits after as he watches you lick up what you can

Spells his name with his finger through the various fluids

Has you suck his fingers clean

Damn near ready for another round

Jumps your bones as soon as you get out of the shower

ted

most willing of the three

just needs a time, place, and about 24 hours of prep for him to make his piss the best he can

he got better tasting cum and better tasting piss confused

mans was DEVOURING fruit the entire day before you planned to do this

and so much water. So Much Water.

fucks you in the shower first, and when he’s too close to letting the dam flood, he fully sheathes himself in you and lets go

Groans as he feels the warm liquid spill back out of you

rubs your clit as he pulls out when his flow is finally done

Will do it whenever you want to, as often as you want to

charlie

takes a bit of convincing but willing to do anything for you

he would steal the mona lisa for you

but for now you just want him to pee on you, not art theft

you have him do a hold, and come get you when he was damn near bursting

has a good diet and his trusty water bottle, he’s always ready to go

takes a bit to get over his sudden bladder shyness but eventually starts hiis stream

pretty clear, doesnt smell all that strongly, it’s like he’s pouring water on you

blushes and has to peak at you from between his fingers, embarrassed about the whole thing

jumps in the shower with you to clean up his mess

doesnt want to be the one to bring it up, but absolutely wants to do it again

[anotherfcknschlattsimp]

Kinktober Day 6

predator/prey

short and sweet today

let's go

schlatt

gives you a head start but doesnt abide by it

a persistence hunter if ive ever met one

walks leisurely in the direction he knows you're going

finds you panting and exhausted in a pile very quickly

"how silly of you to spend all your energy so quickly, toots"

you feel cold metal against your forehead when your breathing finally evens out

he has to make sure you dont take off again before he's done with you

laughs orders at you and taps his gun against you when you arent fast enough

slow at first to work you up

breeds you a couple times before he finally puts his gun away

you had to be too exhausted to run away

but that doesnt mean he stopped fucking you, no no no

ted

a thinker, a planner, a man who plots

he's taking every shortcut you forgot about, keeping an eye on all obstacles that slow you down, will not let you out of his sight

finally gets close enough to tackle you

holds your arms behind your back and leans down to whisper to you

"looks like i won, babe"

think the sumo video, that's him

flips you over and holds your wrists above your head with one large hand

uses the other to shimmy your pants and underwear off (with minimal help from you)

kisses everywhere he can reach while he plays with your clit

dead set on having you cum on his fingers, his dick, and in his mouth when you two finally get home

charlie

an agile opponent for sure

maybe too agile

but not quite spatially aware enough to get away

trips over a bush root

you pounce and attack his neck with nips and hickies before he finally admits you won

"fuck- okay angel, you win, whatever you want"

you decide to ride him until he passed out

milking him even after you started getting sore

your reward was a fucked out charlie that you'll probably have to help carry to the car