#schlatt headcanons

[darkniters]

jschlatt who isn't shaving

some nsfw

He doesn't shave his body.

There are some places on him that don't grow much hair, like in his chest, or his arms. There is extremely faint hairs on his back as well.

His chest has a pathetic patch of hair that never solidified in the middle of his sternum. But even he looks at it and considers it "nothing to gawk at."

He likes to keep those pits under control though. "Can't go stinkin up the place," he'd say. Which is so super responsible of him!

It's when you continue your journey Down his body is what I, personally, am more interested in.

When he takes his shirt off, you can't help but start at the waistline of his pants. A line of hair building thicker the lower you look.

The hair by his belly button is nothing but spotty, but there's a path there that ends up to something that's nothing less than outstanding.

When the pants are gone, the true spectical is there. A barrage of hair bringing attention to the throne. The hair pools around the base, and adorns the shaft.

All it needs now is for someone to take their seat.

[anotherfcknschlattsimp]

i need jschlatt AND ted nivison to play with my t-cock so bad. just.. just please

sorry this took forever and also is not good

cw: small pp humiliation, trans people in kink, throuple, pretty boy, hand on throat but not choking, reference to the tdick as tdick, cock

you lay there, panting from a fresh orgasm, on your bed, held down and sucked off by ted, making out with schlatt before he broke off to speak and let you breathe

"cmon man, my turn to suck the pretty boy off" schlatt growled at ted as he yanked the older man away from you.

ted's eyes glossy and face shiny with slick and sweat, he whined as he smiled up at schlatt "but he tastes so good" he tries to move back to you but schlatt pulled him back again by his hair. he hissed out a fine as he stood up and moved up the bed to kiss you and rest a large hand on your throat

schlatt quickly took his place between your legs, starting to jerk you off with his fingers for a few moments before he began sucking and licking, starting with the very tip. he was certainly a lot messier and rougher than ted had been.

you moaned into your kiss with ted, placing your hand over his

"fuck, y'er so tiny dude, bigger sure.. but still so small" schlatt laughs as he slaps his much larger member against your smaller one

"don' bully him jay" ted slurred between the kisses he was planting on your face and neck, reaching his hand down to slide your cock between his index and middle finger

schlatt slid his member into your soaking core, picking up a solid rhythm, ted rubbing you in time with said thrusts

[anotherfcknschlattsimp]

Kinktober Day 7

medfet

warning for charlie's: knifeplay, bloodplay

let's go

schlatt

he refuses to get his prostate checked by a doctor so you have to sneak a feel on one of the rare occasions where he lets you top

asks what youre doing and why youre feeling around longer than usual

asked through (totally very manly) whimpers as he tried to fuck himself on your fingers

when you tell him that youre just making sure that “my big guy is all good and healthy for me” you feel him grip around your digits

he let out a long and low groan as he came

“you should check me more often toots”

eventually admits that he thinks about you everytime he gets a check up because he finds exams to be humiliating and gets hard and embarrassed :(

you should also start keeping track of how much he can cum after a week of edging every couple months, he thinks

ted

rubber gloves, doctor’s coat, business casual clothes under the coat

fully in character

places your legs in the stirrups of the exam table you were lucky enough to find on ebay (dont ask questions) for this exact play situation

examines you with an almost straight face, broken only by the hunger in his eyes

you feel like a piece of meat as he pokes and presses and writes observations

fingers you nice and slow to feel how you twitch and try to fuck yourself on his fingers

keeps his clothes on and just pulls his pants and underwear down just enough that he can release his cock

pulls the “special medicine” card when he finally cums in you

starts using the table to punish you outside of medplay scenes, it’s very easy access

charlie - knifeplay, bloodplay, im sorry charlie, you have the worst luck in my writing

hands and feet locked to the bed, cock hard and leaky, biting his lip in excitement and fear

his cock twitched visibly as you snapped your gloves on and picked up the scalpel

whimpers as you run the blade dull side down around his groin

does his best to not buck into your hand as he feels the cold metal against his cock

you start will small scratches in the middle of his thigh, followed by shallow cuts that would only need some neosporin and a bandaid

you didnt need to fuck him up too badly your first time

you remove his restraints when youre done with the knife, so he can watch you lick up the blood rolling down from his fresh wounds

kisses you, reveling in the metallic taste that took over your mouth

has you sign his bandaids so you could make sure anyone who saw them could easily identify him as yours

mind, body, and soul

[anotherfcknschlattsimp]

Kinktober Day 6

predator/prey

short and sweet today

let's go

schlatt

gives you a head start but doesnt abide by it

a persistence hunter if ive ever met one

walks leisurely in the direction he knows you're going

finds you panting and exhausted in a pile very quickly

"how silly of you to spend all your energy so quickly, toots"

you feel cold metal against your forehead when your breathing finally evens out

he has to make sure you dont take off again before he's done with you

laughs orders at you and taps his gun against you when you arent fast enough

slow at first to work you up

breeds you a couple times before he finally puts his gun away

you had to be too exhausted to run away

but that doesnt mean he stopped fucking you, no no no

ted

a thinker, a planner, a man who plots

he's taking every shortcut you forgot about, keeping an eye on all obstacles that slow you down, will not let you out of his sight

finally gets close enough to tackle you

holds your arms behind your back and leans down to whisper to you

"looks like i won, babe"

think the sumo video, that's him

flips you over and holds your wrists above your head with one large hand

uses the other to shimmy your pants and underwear off (with minimal help from you)

kisses everywhere he can reach while he plays with your clit

dead set on having you cum on his fingers, his dick, and in his mouth when you two finally get home

charlie

an agile opponent for sure

maybe too agile

but not quite spatially aware enough to get away

trips over a bush root

you pounce and attack his neck with nips and hickies before he finally admits you won

"fuck- okay angel, you win, whatever you want"

you decide to ride him until he passed out

milking him even after you started getting sore

your reward was a fucked out charlie that you'll probably have to help carry to the car

[anotherfcknschlattsimp]

NEVER FORGET.

putting off finishing kinktober cause i'm scared that red's gonna kill me or, more likely, kidnap me and keep me in its basement until i write titty drunk schlatt

lactation, boobas

let's go

you notice your nipples getting more sensitive

naturally schlatt's always checking out the health of your boobs as a (not so) subtle excuse to see your tits more

they perk up so nicely when he licks them and then pulls away to let the cool air hit his saliva

when you let out one of the biggest moans of your sex life, schlatt knew exactly what was soon to happen

he makes sure to play with your nipples at least twice a day

the first time you leak when he's playing with you, you look away in embarrassment at the mess you were making

until schlatt latched on almost immediately, save for a second of shock and praising the lord

he makes sure to lap at them and get as much sweet milk as he can every time he fucks you

which is noticeably more often now

if youre lactating from a medication he hopes said medication works well enough that you keep taking it and just let him help you figure out how to go through day to day life leaking all beautifully for him

if you arent already his cute lil housewife, he'll beg even more

if youre pregnant and lactating, he makes sure to always drain you when you feel too full and when youre about to go out in public or to work

he drinks more than your future baby will and hes proud of himself

(also asks you to be a stay at home mom since he's already basically gonna be a work at home dad)

cums in his pants sometimes when he's getting his fill, either way

if you already are his perfect little housewife, he makes sure to research supplements that can help you produce more milk

jumps your motherfucking bones if he spots you leaking through a shirt

encourages you to go topless so the cloth doesnt rub you uncomfortably

totally not cause he wants easy access and a 24hr viewing experience

[anotherfcknschlattsimp]

i wrote this cause nobody else did that i can find

witchy/pagan reader

let's go

schlatt: 

syas he doesnt believe and will fuck around about it (however much leeway you give him)

secretly intimidated by you and leaves offerings every once in a while so the spirits dont Get Him

“Hey babe, did you put a new orange peel and 10 dollar bill out on the offering dish”

“.... no >:(“ (he did)

Buys you witchy gifts constantly

You got him his own tarot deck that sits, unmoved, on a shelf

Or so you think

He uses it everytime he needs an answer related to you

Doesn’t know what kinda date to take you on? Ask the cards. Should he take you two on a spontaneous trip to some absurdly priced hotel? Ask the cards. Do the cats love you more than him? Ask the cards (yes)

doesnt know jack shit about jack shit

ted:

Respects your practice, of course, and uses it to brag about you, also of course

VERY interested in sex magick

VERY into offerings for eros/ the erotes, bes, min, zamani, aphrodite, etc.

tries to study the pantheon(s) you work with, but gets distracted and ends up on top 10 lists for herbs

it’s the thought that counts

Watches rituals from the corner and provides little ooh aahs when you do something he finds interesting

Journals with you

Loves when you clean with cinnamon and lemon and all those fun things 

“babe,, is this a spell apple or can i eat it?”, “is this normal salt?”, “is this like that for a reason or can i change it?”

tries to celebrate and observe holidays with you, but always forget until the last minute and speed buys more candles and produce than needed

charlie:

makes every joke and wordplay he possibly can to try to bond about it

“have you seen my sandwich?”

“the ‘wich for the witch is in the fridge”

Successfully studies the mythology of your pantheon(s)

Journals with you and takes notes on rituals

Like a familiar or perhaps a personal assistant

Asks if he can wear a comically large wizard’s hat

Very happy if you say yes

I would personally send him on little missions like organizing my tarot decks or stirring my salt incense holder, light said incense, and im the author so im pushing this on you

YOU send him on little missions like organizing tarot decks, stirring incense ash and salt, lighting incense and candles, refilling and labeling herbs

Things that make him feel useful

celebrates every solstice, equinox, holiday, etc. with you

[syndicatedsystem]

I love headcanoning like, the backgrounds ?? of characters the most, i think. Like I hc c!schlatt as a jacob sheep.

The sheep are kind of small, and while i dont think c!schlatt is the shortest i definitely dont seem him as taller to other characters (which is part of why he feels a need to be perceived as 'threatening', he doesnt like being seen as small).

They are piebald sheep meaning they can have multicolored wool (brown and white like Schlatts hair. Im apart of the hc that he dyed the white parts brown) and they CAN have multiple sets of horns (up to like, 3, though thats really not that common). Schlatt only has 2 sets, so four horns.

I like to think that sheep (and goat) hybrids hold their horns to a high regard. They take good care of their horns, and feel a sense of shame if a horn breaks/is uneven. Schlatt hates having his horns handled by other people in any regard (but allowed c!Quackity to grab and handle them bc Q was always so so gentle with the horns that Schlatt allowed himself to trust Q. Plus Q would help keep them tidy, while Schlatt helped with Q's wings).

They also decorate their horns with gold and silver. Gifting gold horn jewelry is usually seen as flirting/a sign of closeness, silver usually gifted by family/some friends. Its not a strict code, but c!Techno gifted the gold horn caps I draw on my Schlatt design sometimes and at first, Schlatt was like "Wtf flirting?? Huh????". BUT TECHNO DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT.... piglin culture is different w gold. It was funny once they both figured out the confusion between the two, they laughed abt it.

Wow anyways if i remember more i wll add to the list... ik i have more im just the forgetter

[cathers-world]

Step-bro Schlatt HCs???

Yes

No

Voting ended onApr 21, 2024