#slimefornia

[ethosaur]

[whocaresaboutthese]

A small writing thingy taking place in my most recent playthru of @ethosaur 's Gmod map: "Umbra Pools"

"Breaking News! A strange life form has taken over a business within Umbra Pools! We here at Slime Times have gotten the scoop on a new life form spotted within the newly opened Umbra Pools! The store 'Hats R Us' has been completely taken over, replaced with a rudimentary housing belonging to a black, slender, horned creature. The creature has been spotted flying around newly opened pools at alarming speed, seemingly able to phase through walls! Local slime, Root Beer Girl, has this to say: 'A ain't really complaining, the Hat store was tacky anyways. The Knight, and I'm callin' it that cause it looks sorta like a knight, came to my stand a few times. Asked about my sister, but not much else. Gave me these strange pixelated roses, a cake, and a dozen blue diamonds. Needless to say, I'll be glad if they stick around for a while longer. Could always use more cash.' The strange creature has returned to it's new home, and hasn't left for a few hours. Only time can tell what it's doing now..."