#slimeman

[andsotheclockhands]

What is they were gay and kissed huh how about that?

[love-3-crimes]

18 - 🗣 mayDAYYYYY

[systemshoutouts]

Shoutout to Virus, weve never had a nonhuman host before but these are pressing times and youre doing great ❤ its okay to not feel comfortable in social settings yet, ill keep handling those for now but youre doing awesome keeping up the body for me when im tired 😇 thanks slimeman

[corromon]

Clem and Al have a happy lil day out c:

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[leon-the-sylveondoesgames]

All right to start this story off i must first address that yes i did use a base! but only because i was lazy and didn’t want to spend hours drawing for something that the drawing doesn’t matter all to much! it’s just here so you can see what the characters look like! now on to the actual story!

So this is the story of the time i destroyed the world in my friends campaign... yeah off to a great start! so our party consisted of me, a paladin high elf (who turns into a tiefling during this session), Creed Leighton our Dwarven bard who is 50% drunk most of the time in game, Davas Minegut and our slime person warrior, Rivule.

so our main quest at the start of the session was to hunt down and defeat this warlock who uses spells that cause chaos and dead magic zones, he had been going around creating dead magic over cites which would then kill any of the citizens who had magic in them (a plot in the home-brew campaign a lot of people have magic in them in this world except for a fair amount of humans and some rear creatures here and there) now we at the beginning of this quest where given pendents that protected us from dead magic fields so we where prepared for this guy or so we thought...

we after a week of in game shenanigans finally find this guy and get ready for battle, about 5 minutes into the fight the warlock turns me from a high elf into a tiefling, which admittedly was because i wanted to change race, now being a paladin i have special armor with spells and stuff on it... my armor has... had a spell on it that would cause damage to infernal and demonic creatures (it was a common tactic that i would hug random demons or enemy tiefling to death in past quests) so being turned from a high elf to a tiefling was not so good cause immediately i go down screaming in pain as my armor starts taking of 5 Hp every turn (not just my turn) so Rivule being smart comes up to me and rips me out of my armor and then throwing me at the warlock screaming out “do something” now before my character was paladin they where also a sorcerer, a warlock and a wizard and kept getting board and changing from wizard school to warlock school to sorcerer school before deciding very randomly to be a paladin, and so with my past knowledge i use a spell as i come crashing into the warlock, now i had mentioned that the warlock could use  spells that cause ‘chaos and dead magic zones’ yeah when he saw that the dead magic field didn’t work on us he used a spell to cause a chaos field, which makes any spell caster’s spells work like wild mages, meaning during the battle if any of us used a spell we had to roll a dice to see if we did the spell we wanted or not and if not then we had to roll another dice to see what happend instead... i rolled a 1... twice... yeah so instead of a spell of entrapment i cast a dead magic field... a planetary wide dead magic field... yeah it get’s worse, so now there is a field of dead magic covering the hole planet and pretty much all but 3% of the population is dead... yay... it still get’s worse, me sitting very stunned on top of the warlock look down at him with a ‘oh fook’ look when he says “yeah you just doomed us all” so it turns out that inside the planet is a tarrasque that is the size of a moon, now our party is all at level 20 so we thought hey we should be fine yeah the DM grimaces and then as calm as possible tells us that to kill this tarrasque we would have to be level 50 and up and that it was suppose to be the end game boss... so yeah it get’s worse, you may be wondering how it get’s worse then this well remember i said that this is the story of me destroying the world... i wasn’t kidding!

so we look at this warlock who says that he has 2 ways to fix this! one was a spell that he could show me and the second some kind of item, so me and the DM flip through my sheet and his book to see if i could use the spell which sadly i couldn’t so we had to go with plan 2, we had to fight the tarrasque so first up was or dwarf bard who decided to shoot at the tarrasque with his cross bow... he rolled a 1... so instead of hitting the tarrasque his drunk ass ended up killing the warlock in one hit... yeah... so the three of us thoroughly fucked decided eh screw it we’re all dead anyway so we ran up to the emerged tarrasque and tried to fight it... key word tried, so Davas was first again and was shooting the tarrasque when he rolled a 1 on a saving throw, so the tarrasque using it’s tail just bat’s this small dwarf into space (literally) so that left me and the warrior, Rivule goes rushing in and cleaves a pretty large wound into the tarrasque when he also rolls a 1 on his saving throw, the tarrasque strait up eat’s him, that left just me, now the chaos magic field was still going as it lasts for one full IRL hour so using that to my advantage i took a look at the sheet of spells that could happen i had to roll ether a 10 or 15 to kill the dam thing in one hit (please don’t ask what those spells where i honestly don’t remember) i once again rolled a 1 twice... so i did kill the tarrasque but i also kinda destroyed the hole planet... and no we had 3 sheets for random things and the first on was on a sheet for normal spells the second for demonic and the third was for holy spells the second 1 was on the holy spells... and then i got a 20 on my saving throw which saved me from getting killed with the tarrasque and the planet... i ended up stuck floating around space in a bobble of time that can last for as long as i like and this spell was a home-brew spell the DM made for the campaign as it was important for solving puzzles we could only use it 3 times a day... so yeah that’s the end! my DnD character stuck in space floating in orbit of a destroyed planet... yeah i hope you all enjoyed this! and if you want more DnD story’s from this campaign then give this post 100 likes! till next time! buh bye!

[sinfulstarvsconfessions]

Another update on my beautiful son, according to this Pixtopia storyboard by Carlos Ramos (thank you so much for designing this beautiful boy for me), his full name is Gelatinous Slimeman

(dont worry btw this is probably the last of Slimeman ill post.... FOR NOW)

[evanesce-art]

THROWBACK THURSDAY - 2018 time - there was quite a lot in this year, from memory this was my first year doing ArtFight!.

Confurgence badges.... Rip in peace confur

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