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I hate having to apply lotion as much as I hate the fact that I hate applying lotion, uggggh

#slimer.post #Slimer.VENT #I hate how it feels on my hands like fuck my life #the skin on my elbows is cracking again so I had to apply lotion #expect now I’m sitting in bed wishing I could scrub the feeling of the lotion on my hands cuz it feels so fucking wrong fuck my lifeee #like it feels so fucking greasy and wrong and I’m stuck trying to get my fuck ass brain to understand ‘yes you had to apply it-#No you couldn’t opt out you had to!’#it doesn’t help that I felt super disconnected from my body all day and now that I applied the lotion it’s like; the only thing I CAN feel #ugh I fucking hate my sensory issues sometimes. normally it’s avoidable (I can pick up microfiber clothes with my nails) but other times it’#-literally something you need to do bc the other option is existing in pain and risking an infection cuz my body hates the feeling of lotion #-on my hands and I’m stuck having to be the bigger person and go ‘no you gotta do it’#just AGHHHH

That moment where I successfully use awareness and go: “no it isn’t anyone’s fault your getting pissy rn, you’re just in pain and overheating, no need to keep angrily muttering at your phone dumbass-“

#slimer.post #Slimer.VENT #that bag is trying to actually murder my hips though. like goddamn the morning stiffness was bad enough #only to then be followed by the hip pain my bag causes and then. of course.#ITS 82° FUCKING DEGREES OUT AND IT ISNT EVEN CLOSE TO NOON YET #FUCK MY INTER LIFEEEE

Yay for massive depressive episodes!! /s

#Slimer.VENT #today could not have been more of a fucking shit show #‘good news! the ultrasound came back negative! there’s nothing wrong with you :D’ I AM STILL IN ABNORMALLY HIGH LEVELS OF FUCKING PAIN #GOOD FUCKING NEWS MY ASS THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING NEWS YOU COULD’VE GIVEN ME

Can you just suck my tranny cock and die already like goddamn

#slimer.post #Slimer.VENT #I am so aggravated with the world rn like can everyone just fuck off and leave me alone for five fucking minutes

I’m starting to think that it isn’t just reading comprehension that this website lacks

#slimer.post #Slimer.VENT #like what part of don’t send me fundraisers do ppl not understand? or is it literally just all bots #I had to change my bio bc I just started getting @‘ed instead and now I’m back to getting them in my fucking ask inbox. I changed my bio-#last fucking night! fucking hell #I will not reblog this shit if I can’t fucking verify it myself; much less donate with my lack of funds currently #I’m seriously going to filter this shit the next time I get @‘d or sent an ask about it; like for fucks sake man #like if you’re a mutual who needs help; DM me and I’ll donate when I have the funds but if you aren’t a mutual or I don’t know you; you-#aren’t gonna get far with me. It’s too early and I’m too much of a paranoid bitch to deal w the risks of sharing something I can’t verify!#sorry but not sorry ig #also telling me to fucking reblog your fucking pin when you sent the ask on anon is peak idiocy and I’m not sorry about that.

You can tell that my mother isn’t texting my father back today because he’s currently sending his fucking insane messages to the family chat!

Gods alive, only in this fucking house. Where the fuck else do you get told to not put dishes in the fucking sink, like for the love of fuckin gods.

#Slimer.VENT #slimer.post #I can’t wait for the increase of cutlery and spatulas and shit that gets chewed up because it’s placed on the counter instead of the literal #-fucking sink #also the ‘I’m the only one who’s done this!’ yeah! because I just started a new job which is murdering my body and your fucking wife is-#fucking injured you goddamn bozo! Kinda hard to load the dishwasher when you can’t bend over or literally fucking stand!#I’m so over this shit man; can he please just fucking leave already; I have things I need to do that I don’t want him getting in the way of.

God hath no fury like a mAN ON HIS FUCKING PERIOD A G A I N -

AAAAAAAAAAA

#Slimer.VENT #GO AWAY I DONT FUCKIN WANT YOU AND I HATE YOU :(

In honor of the fucking dipshits who dragged me kicking and screaming into this world, who can’t seem to make up their fucking minds(!), I now have Hot n Cold stuck in my fucking head.

#Slimer.VENT #one moment: oh we’ll tell you what we want you to do!#next moment: yOu ShOuLd KnOw To Do ThIs!1!#I swear to fucking gods. my brain does not fucking work like yours!!! I’m not fucking neurotypical Melissa!!#Not only that! but I can’t fucking read minds! so fuck off!#tell me I should ‘know’ to do a fucking task that I can’t fucking perceive again and I’ll fucking hang up on you; sick or fucking not

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