okay okay consider though. after s3 if the sparrows end up being like 'oh shit our dad sucked huh those weird umbrella jokers were right' i need the christopher vanya parallel of christopher writing a memoir in which he dumps all the family secrets and in the memoir it literally never mentions that hes a cube except for the cover which is a picture of him and the title being 'my life as a psychokinetic cube'
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