#slitheringtrxhxrd

[damnedrainbows]

“Oh but it’s funny! It merges ‘Snake’ with ‘Godfather.’“ She grins, but it quickly turns sheepish. “It was an honest mistake. I mean...sometimes the teeth just slip?”

@slitheringtrxhxrd

[lucifermagne]

slitheringtrxhxrd replied to your post:

“shockingly.”

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      ❝ No...seriously...who are you? It’s Sir Porkchop? ❞

[candyredmuses]

@slitheringtrxhxrd x

A small snort, followed by a flick of the wrist to show a cigarette. “Just a small lil’ one. But I may take up that other offer outta curiosity how ya can pull that shit off.”

[drxgqueen]

@slitheringtrxhxrd // continued.

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The serpent’s hesitation only gives the spider ample opportunity to let his smugass grin grow and fester with the biggest boost of ego Hell’s ever seen in the past century.

❝ H’aww yeah? Well, maybe consider bein’ a lil ‘a both, sweet-fang. Mama’s god’imself some new eye candy, an’ if I hadda shot ‘a juice f’er e’rry sneer y’er nasty crusty-eyed glares ga’mme, well.... Shit, doll — I’d be overdosin’ my way back t’uh Limbo. ❞

[happy-hotel]

@slitheringtrxhxrd responded.

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❝ I noticed that Daddy and other mes have been giving you a hard time, but... Look, nobody’s perfect, and sure, even if you’re trying to overthrow me and my family... Well, I still think you deserve some ounce of respect. Nobody should be discrediting you for striving for something you believe in, Sir Pentious — ❞

❝ even if it’s only self-beneficial and life-destroying for me. ❞

[huskofachance-a-blog]

slitheringtrxhxrd replied to your post: hellsaurelius replied to your post: ...

“NO! NO IT MOST CERTAINLY IS NOT!”

“No one cares Penny. Be grateful the King of Hell has given you a fantastic new name.” 

[candyredterezii]

slitheringtrxhxrd replied to your post “I was expecting a lot of asks asking why ALF but instead you fucks...”

why ALF

I fucking love ALF?

[licoriceblackaliceangel]

@slitheringtrxhxrd x

If it’s not one mistake it’s another. And boy did the ‘angel’ really mess up bad this time. She’s managed to slip outta trouble, even when she finds herself hot in the frying pan. Either be it thankfully for being a toon and conniving out of things, or using her looks and a little extra ‘flirting’ here and there. 

But this time, none of that is really going to work. And this time, it is incredibly dangerous. 

Alice stood, frozen in fear as she stared at the snake demon before her. Her eyes flitting between him and his little egg minions. If this was any other time, she’d find it cute. Her heart beat was fast as he spoke, and it almost sounded like she’d get away with it this time based on pure luck.

Of course, that was always rare. She gives a mix of a squeak and a scream as she’s shoved against the wall, immediately beginning to panic. Especially once feeling a knife to her throat, she began to cry, giving low little whines as she was just about shaking, as much as her body could, under his hold on her. 

Alice could feel the ink pouring out of her scars on her back after being shoved up against it with such force, but that was the least of her worries right now. She tries to nod, only feeling the cold steel against her throat go closer as she did. So instead, she managed to squeak out through her tears, “Y-Yes s-sir. I-I’m sorry, S-Sir. It-It won’t happen again I-I promise! I-I was just lost a-and I- I didn’t mean to-I just-- I’-” She was hyperventilating at this point, not managing to get herself another word out. Honestly, if he didn’t end up killing her now a possible heart attack will.