#slothfulgood

[floatingeyeballsdontbite]

Jervis Tetch

keep

your

paws

off

of Willie Watt

or I will return to my previous plans to ruin your life and reduce your mind to shreds.

[oneglowingeye]

Ϟ

I have no idea what to think of you most of the time.

[hahahyenawoof-blog]

SlothfulGood is following

Why is there a slow nerd in a colorful suit and top hat of ridiculous proportion following me. There is nothing good about this. Halp. Dreg's feelin' to get his larynx ripped out.

[cranecranegoaway]

slothfulgood reblogged your post: slothfulgood replied to your post: Every sexy...

I did not call you a sexy babe, Dr. Crane.

At what point did I say that you did?

[cranecranegoaway]

slothfulgood replied to your post: Every sexy babe you know will someday die.

Not everyone who could be classified as a ‘sexy babe’ is a woman. Any car you have become too attached to as part of your heteronormatice Caucasian male lifestyle will also one day cease to be.

I don't care about being politically correct--from my viewpoint that is the case as who I find "sexy" happens to be a woman. 

As for my own mortality, I am keenly aware of it.

[cranecranegoaway]

Every sexy babe you know will someday die.

I believe they like to be referred to as women.

[floatingeyeballsdontbite]

Deprogramming

"H-hello?" came a voice over the end of the cell phone, nervous and shy. "I'm Dr. Billings' personal assistant. He um... he knows Alex Bellamy... He's a friend of Willie Watt's...I was told you're a good psychologist? We really really need your help... please. It sounds crazy, but someone's left some really damaging suggestions in his head, and we don't know who else to go to who we can trust. Please. If you could come over and help..."

[popeyearmedlizard]

Clothes!

Victor stared down at the red pajama-like outfit and frowned.

"Red is not my color."