Jun 5
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These slow, low-stimulation television shows for kids will let you have a break without feeling guilty, and won't make kids hyper!
This is how slow 'Fallout' is...
So besides story taking forever to get anywhere good (6 episodes), lackluster acting, the main thing I dislike is how much time they spend on scenery shots and setting up the atmosphere.
<A FUCKING DESERT IS USED CUZ IT'S CHEAP/NUKE WAR, BUT IT DOESN'T FUCKING STOP BEING A DESERT OR MORE INTERESTING. You think people liked LOTR's cuz it took place is Nebraska?>
But this is how much time they spent on these scenery/wide/'LOOK THE WORLD ENDED' shots that added NOTHING to the overall show.
I admit, I get bored, and can read semi fast, so, if something is dragging, I'll watch it at double speed with captions on. BAD enough, 4x speed. Anyways, there has been at least 3-5 times now (I'll admit, not THAT many) when I was on 2x the speed, AND COULD NOT FUCKING TELL BECAUSE THEY TOOK SO ASS LONG ON A BORING ASS SHOT. I may have enjoyed the game, but, like the games, seeing deserts, holes in the ground, and underground hallways GETS FUCKING STALE. SUBSTANCE is required; not a different angle of the same shit.
Seriously, I couldn't even tell a couple times now I was double the speed cuz they took the longest fucking time to make a shot that few will be impressed by. This show is already forgettable.
Ugh. Only sticking around for the lore. I don't think the season finale is gonna be all that great...
(ONLY way it would? Them going to New Vegas, AND them taking the storyline from that game cuz this boring ass storyline sucks. THE GAMES DID IT BETTER. I seriously rarely want a copy and paste from the original, BUT CTRL+C, CTRL+P.)
<Side note, when the Bethesda owner/ceo/whatever talked about this, he was like 'I doubt we'll do it with other games of ours, but I am proud of what this turned out to be.' REALLY? REEEEEEALLLLLY? DID YOU SEE IT? Or just read some rough draft scripts? IMO, I think you were paid UNGODLY amounts of money, and if they did it again, you'd roll over like the whore you are.>