#slowpoketail

[gladion-team-skull-blog]

I'm an asshole and bought one

[cleanpokemonmemes]

Wait hold up what???

[fuckyeahteamrocket]

Ridiculous Prices by White-Albino-Wolf on DeviantArt

Ridiculous Prices by White-Albino-Wolf on DeviantART

I have no idea what I've done.

[chels-meister]

Do you love Pokemon? Do you love Plushies? 

Well then have I got a deal for you! For only 1 million pokedollars(10 USD) you can have your very own slowpoke tail shipped right to your door! 

Delicious and nutritious these slowpoke tails are made from super soft plush material and come in an assortment of colors. (I personally own one of the purple ones so I can attest to just how soft they are)

To inquire about custom colors or purchase one of your own, here is a link to the etsy where they’re sold. 

 http://etsy.me/1WoJHKv

[professorwillows-blog]

All of the Pokemon inspired crocheted items that I am selling on my Etsy, the link is below, go check it out! https://www.etsy.com/shop/SzurkapocalipseCR Also go check out my Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/szurkapocalipse_creations/v Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/szurkapocalipsecreations/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/szurkapocalipse-creations

[heraldinthedark]

Slowking tails

I wonder what they're like. If slowpoke tails are crack what is special evolved crack? 

[pokephrases]