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CG: LISTEN YOU FUCKING BULGE PULSING SHIT SACK OF A CLOWN DID YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION LAST TIME OR DID YOU CRAWL BACK TO YOUR SOPOR ADDICTION LIKE SOME DEPRAVED BARKBEAST

CG: DID I NOT SAY THAT HUMANS HAVE FUCKED UP THE QUADRANTS?

CG: BECAUSE IF WE GO BACK INTO THE RECORDS, YEP THERE IT IS. ME STATING EXPLICITLY THAT HUMANS THE QUADRANTS.

CG: IF YOU ACTUALLY LOOK AT HUMANS YOU WOULD REALIZE THEY FUCKING BLEND QUADRANTS TOGETHER LIKE ITS A GODDAMN PAINT OF THE FUCKING UGLIEST PICTURE EVER KNOWN IN THE WORLD THAT MAKES PEOPLE COMMIT SUICIDE JUST BY LOOKING AT IT

CG: HUMANS CAN’T SEPARATE ANY TYPE OF CONCUPISCENT AND CONCILIATORY FEELINGS IN RED ROMANCE. THEY ARE CURSED TO HAVING THEIR WIRES CROSSED IN THEIR THINK PANS SO THEY THINK IT’S NATURAL TO BE PALE WITH THEIR MATESPRITS OR PLATONICALLY WITH NON-ROMANTIC PARTNERS

CG: REALLY THE ONLY REASON THAT THESE FUCKERS EVEN DO THIS IS BECAUSE ALL OF HUMANITY ARE NOTHING MORE THAN PALE SLUTS TRYING TO GET INTO EACH OTHERS PILES WITHOUT ANY DISREGARD FOR SENSIBLE RELATIONSHIPS

CG: THIS DOESN’T MEAN THAT YOU CAN’T FIND ANY DECENT REPRESENTATION OF QUADRANTS IN HUMAN MEDIA BUT IT IS SO SUBTLE AND FUCKED RIGHT UP THE SPINAL CREVICE THAT IT’S NOTHING BUT A BASTARDIZED WIGGLER LEFT ABANDONED IN THE FORESTS HOPING THAT THE BARKBEASTS WOULD TAKE MERCY

CG: BUT OF COURSE YOU UNDERSTAND ANY OF THE NUANCE OF HUMAN MOIRAILEGANCE! YOU WOULDN’T EVEN KNOW REGULAR MOIRAILLEGANCE IF IT CAME JUGGLED IN FRONT OF YOU IN THE MOST RIDICULOUS CLOWN OUTFIT!

CG: BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? IT DID! JUST SLAP SOME SHITTY CLOWN MAKE UP ON ME AND SQUINT AND MAYBE YOU CAN SEE MY DIGNITY SHATTERING DOWN TO THE MOLECULES THAT ARE SHIT OUT BY ALL OF PARADOX SPACE BY PUTTING UP WITH YOUR SHITTY ANTICS AS YOUR MOIRAIL! I WISH I HAD SOME FUCKS TO GIVE BUT MY FUCK WELL IS FACING A DROUGHT AND WE ALL MUST SUFFER

CG: EITHER LEARN SOME ACTUAL ROMANCE CUES FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE OR SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

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CG: OK LISTEN UP HERE GRUBBERS BECAUSE I AM GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE SO MAKE SURE THAT EVERY PART OF WHAT YOU CALL A THINKPAN IS FOCUSED ON WHAT I’M ABOUT TO SAY

CG: I KNOW THAT HUMANS ARE UNFORTUNATELY LIMITED TO ONE QUADRANT SO OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO PROCESS THE OTHER THREE QUADRANTS TAKES SO MUCH ENERGY THAT IT LEAVES THEM TO BE THE INCOHERENT MEANDERING MORONS THAT SOMEHOW KEEPS LOWERING THE BAR ON COMMON SENSE EVERY TIME I INTERACT WITH THEM

CG: BUT THE WAY THAT HUMANS TEND TO MERGE TWO DIFFERENT QUADRANTS INTO ONE IS AN ABOMINATION TO ALL THAT IS DECENT IS SO SICKENING THAT I AM CHOOSING TO CORRECT THIS SITUATION INSTEAD OF LOOKING FOR THE NEAREST LOAD GAPER AND PUKE

CG: YES KOKORO AND UNDINE ARE IN WHAT WOULD BE CONSIDER A “HUMAN COURTSHIP” AND MATESPRITES BY HUMAN STANDARDS, BUT THEY ARE SO CLEARLY MOIRAILS THAT I JUST WANT TO RIP OUT MY OWN GLANCE NUGGETS TO I DON’T HAVE TO SEE JUST HOW WRONG YOU ARE

CG: THEY WORK TOGETHER AND LISTEN TO THEIR OTHER’S PROBLEMS, THEY FOCUS ON THEIR PARTNER’S WELL-BEING BOTH MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY. THEY EVEN HAVE FEELING JAMS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! IN A PUBLIC SPACE OF ALL PLACES!!! GRANTED THEY WERE BY THEMSELVES BUT NO SELF-RESPECTING TROLL BE SO BRAZEN TO PUT THEIR PILES OUTSIDE!!!

CG: YES YES MATESPRITES DO CARE FOR ONE ANOTHER, BUT THE FACT THAT KOKORO AND UNDINE ARE BALANCING EACH OTHER OUT AND PUSHING FOR THE BETTERMENT OF EACH OTHER IS SO OBVIOUSLY A MOIRAILLEGIANCE THAT I CAN’T TELL IF IT’S THE HUMAN AUDACITY OR IGNORANCE THAT IS PISSING ME OFF

CG: I HOPE THAT ANSWERS YOUR QUESTION

lol so hello outside of Karkat character, yeah those are my sort of feelings on that. I mostly think that from a troll perspective, because of how Kokoro and Undine are focused on helping each other and their multiple emotional discussions of various topics, they would be seen as a Moirail couple instead of a Matesprite couple.

Obviously as a human they are dating and in a romantic relationship, so it would be seen as Matesprites or a possible hybrid of feelings between flushed and pale.

But I just kept calling them Moirails because honestly I think this was one of the few couples outside of homestuck that explained what Moirails really are, so I just kept calling them that.

also I hope you don’t mind the Karkat Ranting, I was actually very excited about this act because I had that picture in mind when I saw it so it really helped me get back into drawing.

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Please for the love of of god that you aren’t going to ambush Tessa at the graveyard.

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The perfect reaction when thinking your friend drank nitroglycerin.

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So Ends the Twelfth Tale of

And holy shit was I right! I was right. Did I like, not call this fucking shit since like Chapter 4? Because I was like 100% absolutely totally called Tessa being in dark mode. Which makes sense for the slow build because you can just slip to evil, it is a gradual decline in helplessness and hopelessness.

And Ghost Girl doesn’t like the “Good Goddess Magic Lady” and blames her for how things turned out. Which honestly? Might be 100% true. After all, who made the barrier to keep them from leaving? Who made all of the monsters at night? Probably a SHIT TON OF MAGIC right?

So yeah, in a round about way, you can say that the original archetict, though might not have meant it, ended up creating a society where young girls are given powers and die and is the true reason for all her dead friends.

What a world we live in.

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EVIL!

(evil evil evil)

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I’m sorry but I don’t think you know what memories are, but if you are trying to get Tess in a Sara Berry mode then I don’t think you give a shit either

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Ok Hello, Jagged shards of intrusive thoughts have now fully awakened. Time for despair.