do you have any headcanons for what bakugou would be like in a retail job? (pls, i work at walmart & i need to know how bitchy he’d be to the customers)
LMFAOOOO i used to work at Whole Foods, so I got you, pretty! Although… I guess I kinda forgot the customer part bfkdjridjrkd
I feel like… he probably applied for customer service but… ends up working back of house in somewhere like dairy or specialty because, after a number of incidents, no one wanted him too involved with anything that dealt with customers anymore
(AKA: him yelling at people over the phone and refusing refunds LMAO)
Which he’s actually completely fine with, given that he doesn’t really want to talk to anyone either. Just happy doing his unsupervised thing w/ the products, be it folding or stacking or organizing
On days he’s scheduled to stock in front of house though, he does an incredible job but… probably scares the crap out of everyone who tries to ask him for help
And it’s not like he doesn’t help… he DOES, it’s just weird because he isn’t friendly about it AT ALL and glares silently the whole walk to whatever it is the person is looking for
You pass by him during one of those moments with a customer and he literally looks PAINED (and stares at you with an angry look that just screams “help”)
It’s also really something to watch when a customer tries to grab something he’s right in the midst of stocking. He gets pissed if they disturb the order of things or take something he just set down
Because you already know his shelves are EVEN
He’ll like… freeze, his arm still up in the air, and stare at them from out of the corner of his eye LMFSOOO
Otherwise, he’s definitely the coworker who you have breaks with or accidentally run into in the back when you’re looking for something… and then form a friendship with that mostly consists of complaining
Sneak off to talk shit w/ him vibes, you know?
(“Looked a little rough out there.” + “that fucking man asked me where the bagels were three damn times. Get me the hell out of here.”)
After that interaction, it’s probably very clear why they keep him in the fridge nfjrkdkfjkfkf
(But once you start getting scheduled together, it’s a blast)
He’s also the one who’s always bundled up real good in like a beanie, neck gaiter, hoodie, vest and gloves because… even though he likes being alone, it’s COLD and he hates that
He also wears fucking kneepads LMFAO because he’s an old man… and he’ll like, vehemently defend them, too.
“I don’t want fucked up knees by the time I’m 40, are you kidding me?”
And OMG, once you’re really buddy-buddy, he finds and saves all the good spoilage for you.
Comes out of the back when it’s closing time, finally with his hat off and face exposed, and he’s got… the only slice of cake left. Or a pack of good berries that don’t have any mold on them. And ofc, he’s forcing you to take them or, at the very least, sit outside with him and share.
(Also, just because it’s kinda funny to me… Bakugo as a butcher or in the seafood department… chops meat real good but people are fucking scared of him LOL
(Customers because he’s always holding a knife, and coworkers because he doesn’t want them to touch his special knives)
You go to kiss him on your break and he smells fucking awful. Gotta lean in just for the smallest peck to make sure your clothes don’t touch jshfkdkfiiv)