@sluttyarmitagehuxweek Prompt: Adult Video Store
"What do you want to watch tonight?"
"I dunno. Pick one. They're all the same, aren't they?"
"They most certainly are not all the same, Dameron. You won't find more cinematic variety on the other side of this curtained nook. Erotica is an art form."
"Sorry. Forgive me for disrespecting the artistic integrity of... Barely Legal C*m Buckets, Volume 8."
"Fine, I'll concede that one is a poor imitation of its predecessors. The series jumped the shark after Volume 5."
"Hux, have you seen all the X-rated videos here?"
"A fair number, but not all of them. My complexion notwithstanding, I do go outside."
"It's okay if you have. I mean, nothing wrong 'appreciating cinema.'"
"Hmph. I watched a cable cut of this one the night I lost my virginity."
"The night before the senior field trip. Ben slept over since his parents weren't home. We snuck downstairs to watch it with the volume down. We were supposed to get all excited looking at tits, and about halfway in we were sucking each other off and not paying attention to the screen."
"Here's one I haven't seen. This couple looks like Rey and Finn, don't they?"
"A bit, yeah. Sucks they moved, but that was a fun last night together."
"Mm. Can't remember the last time I came so hard."
"Challenge accepted. Maybe hold off that one and try this all-male orgy fest? The cover looks artistic."
"Or... how about we forget renting a video altogether and invite a few friends over instead?"
"That's not a DVD poking me in the hip, is it?"
"Is that another word for hard, because... what, here?"
"Because anyone could walk in on you sucking me in the porno section."
"Hello, Ben, love. You locked the front door, right? Good."
