#sluttystucky

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i see tiktok it remind me of harmless (also everytime i come to search your blog i straight up type ari and have to remind myself i will not find you that way on tumblr smh)

BANG MASTER

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me looking at the thanos asks (aka im fucking SCREECHING)

i have psychology class in another 5 minutes and i cannot. believe this is what im going to be thinking of during it

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your next slowburn: galactic coffee shop thanos au, i can see it now

quick question: who's the barista in this scenario

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why do i feel like that last edition to the harmless epilogue post is the tax people finally getting to bucky and being like you have to fill out these forms

'sir you owe a lot in taxes' 'aight ill just kms'

he's 15 forms in and he just gives up

you are literally so much better at this than me please just write the epilogue

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ONE OF MISS VILLAINS STUDENTS COMES UP TO HER DESK WITH THEIR ARM IN A CAST, LOOK HER DEAD IN THE EYES AND SAYS:

“I WANT BONELESS PLEASE” (about the stickers”

OR JUST A PARENT CALLING AND BEING LIKE WHY DOES MY KID HAVE A STICKER SAYING DECEASED????????

SKDJFJFHFHRBF NOT THE BONELESSSSS

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imagine someone does tattoo something you've drawn and gives you credit, but you change your bloody url.

HAHHAHAHAHHAHA

you can, in that case, credit it to (ari on tumblr. you know the one)

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my personal guess for your name is AR—RR YA READY KIDS, middle name (aye, aye Captain)

I CANT HEAR YOUUUU

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the day someone guesses your name, i hope you lie and say no to keep the mystery alive LMAO

gotta be honest,,,, people have accidentally guessed it already