HUGEEEE BELIEVER in big tit!hazel agenda. she obviously wears her sports bras and baggy clothes so they’re not normally visible but when they’re taken off… these two big beautiful mounds, like DDs… she’s always been insecure, as they’re too ‘girly’ for her masc appearing self, but when you see them for the first time, it’s almost ridiculous. If Hazel were to describe it in her words, your eyes bulged out of your head like that cartoon wolf! AWOOGA!
It’s safe to say that after the first month of having sex, Hazel isn’t as insecure about her boobs anymore…
im such a fucking perv… look at when she leans back
tw: none really, cursing (ig? is that a warning, we’re all big kids here), suggestive
“Channie,” You giggle. “Just stop wriggling, jeez!” It’s the third time you’ve tried to pour the tequila onto his stomach, and the third time he’s somehow managed to shake the liquor off. You were the one who came up with this idea of cause: it happened when Chan had just come out the shower, and you were admiring his well sculpted torso as usual, when the water from his hair trickled down his midriff.
“It’s cold!” He laughs loudly. You huff playfully before straddling his hips.
“Of course it’s cold, who the hell wants warm tequila?” You scoff as you pour the liquor into a shot glass the third time, sprinkling in some salt and then squeezing the last lime slice. “If you move now, I swear to god.”
“Just go to the kitchen and get another like baby,” He smiles, looking at your mock-frustrated expression.
“It’s not about not going to the kitchen, it’s about consistency,”
“Honey, that’s not-“
“Shhh…” You whisper as you pour the tequila onto his stomach. This time he doesn’t move, he doesn’t flinch, he just stares; a slight smirk decorates his face as he watches your concentrated gaze. You push your hair back before leaning down, sipping up the liquor on his abdomen, and he bites back a moan. When you reach his lower stomach, you smirk and slurp the tequila from the belly button, there was more due to the multiple failed attempts of pouring the tequila. When you lift your head back up, you see his red cheeks and lusty look in his eyes.
“You like that?” You giggle.
“You’re a genius,” He whispers, his voice hoarse. “C’mere.” He pulls you up by your waist and kisses you passionately, his tongue pushing into your mouth. “My smart-“ He mumbles between kisses. “-Sexy-“ Kiss. “-Baby…”
“I think you enjoyed that a little too much,” You giggle as you pull away.
“So did,” He smiles, the tips of his ears growing red.
How horny are the members of Stray Kids: Most to Least.
Warnings: Smut duh. Discussions of sex drive and boundaries. Pegging implied.
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1. Jisung
- Are we surprised? He gets so desperate and so clingy like, all he wants is to be inside you or for you to be inside him~ He’s so soft and sweet but he’s so horny and desperate that he can’t help but cum the minute he slides into your pussy. He makes up for it though, he always does, because he eats you are so good after. He gets so upset if you don’t wanna have sex with him if you’re busy or just not feeling it. He’ll be pouty yes, but he would never EVER want you to feel guilty about not being in the mood.
2. Changbin
- Okay, imo this man is HORNY!! Like, his sex drive is high, not creepy high where he’s thinking about sex 24/7, but when he sees even an inch of your skin that you usually cover, even when it’s starting to get warmer after a cold winter and you wear shorts or a crop top for the first time, he can’t keep his thoughts away. He gets frustrated easily, so he’s not having sex with you everyday because he can just go to the gym if he wants to let off some steam, and if you’re not in the mood, he’ll drill it into your mind that he’s not mad before you runs off to the gym. He just, he loves you so much and you have to torture him by having such a sexy body. It’s not fair, let him like… eat your pussy or something, once a day at least?
3. Felix
- Guys, he just, he’s just so lovable and romantic when he’s horny. He’s so gentle. You’ll be in the kitchen and even though he’s stressed and horny out of his mind, he’ll still wrap his arms around your waist and kiss your neck softly, quietly begging asking if he can take you to bed. If you say no, he’ll be so so understanding, all he’ll want is a cuddle and to vent about what happened the day. He’s incredibly horny, yes, but he knows your boundaries and he wouldn’t ever dare cross them.
4. Bangchan
- Now listen here, when this man wants to restrain himself he will, but when he’s horny, he’s a monster. There’s a reason why the man wrote Railway, it’s because he’ll run a train onto you. When he’s mad or stressed, he’ll be rough, grunting and groaning as if he’s a… wolf 😏. But he wouldn’t hurt you, he wouldn’t ever try to hurt you. Even when he’s mad, he’ll still check up on you, and prep you. That’s a must now cmon, have you seen him? If you say no, he won’t even touch you unless you ask him to, he treats you a little too delicately, which sometimes pisses you off, and then you need to prove to him that you’re not made of glass.
5. Jeongin
- BARK BARK!! Sorry, it’s very clear he’s my bias wrecker. Anyway, Jeonginnie isn’t the horniest of the bunch, despite a lot of contradiction, he’s got a lot of self control when it comes to his sex drive. But when Jeongin fucks, Jeongin fucks. He’ll go down on you as if you was addicted to your taste (when he defo is but he won’t admit it), he’ll be sweet sometimes, smiling at you sweetly as you look so pretty under him, he’ll praise you and kiss you for hours. But when he’s stressed, GAWD DAYUM, daddy toast has arrived. Due to being the youngest, he has an inkling of a control kink, he’s not submissive at ALL, so he’ll be rough with you when he’s mad, unless you tell him to stop. If you tell him no, he’ll be slightly confused, because now he has a raging boner and no idea what to do, but always ends up jerking off. NEVER makes you feel bad, he loves you way too much for that.
6. Seungmin
- A lot of people think he’s horny, however, I think Seungmin’s sex drive depends on yours. If he wasn’t with you, he would probably jerk off like once or twice a week. He’s got better things to do with his time. But he finds how horny you get endearing, and that gets him horny. If he is horny and you’re not in the mood, you guys will end up cuddling and he’ll hold you. He secretly loves domesticity. If he’s frustrated he’ll be rough: if he’s calm, well… that all depends on you being bratty or not.
7. Hyunjin
- Like Changbin, Hyunjin has other vices, but unlike Changbin, he can keep his horniness down impeccably well. Ever since he started painting regularly, he doesn’t feel as horny as often. When he does, he’s so romantic. I can’t picture this man being rough: he’s a soft dom, period, the end. When you say no, he’ll offer to paint you, which is something you can’t say no to, he loves painting you, half of his paintings are just you. Overall, he’s a sweet lover who loves painting you, whether that be on an easel with acrylics, or on your body with his cum.
8. Lee Know
- The same situation as Seungmin. His sex drive depends on yours. He’s a talented lover and he’ll take his time with you. He’s gentle and loving, but when you want him to be rough, his sweet switch will turn off and he’ll be mean easy. I don’t believe this man is cold at all, he’s kind and gentle and loving… until you’re a brat and you break that barrier, then he’ll fuck you into tomorrow, with tomorrow’s aftercare being incredible. If you say no, he’ll be a little confused, because normally you’re the one initiating, so he feels a little insecure, but once you explain why, he’ll smile and cuddle you. Minho’s a cuddler, period.
Older!BF!Joel who feels as though he needs to keep you safe, and would literally kill the equivalent of a whole QZ for you
Older!BF!Joel who watches you do your jobs in admiration, thinking you’re so cute and pretty as you work
Older!BF!Joel who gets protective when you get hurt, even if it’s just a scrape
“Joel, I’m fine” “No, I’m putting you on bed rest now…”
Older!BF!Joel who doesn’t like to admit that he loves when you play with his hair
Older!BF!Joel who hates everyone but you
Older!BF!Joel who gets possessive when he sees a guy your age look your way
Older!BF!Joel who slightly grasps your waist because he despises PDA but needs to show that motherfucker who owns you
Older!BF!Joel who is dead silent when you interact with a guy who’s been eyeing you up all night, even though you’re too innocent to even notice, or so he thinks…
Older!BF!Joel who is making out with you the minute you close the door to your home
Older!BF!Joel who eats your pussy on the couch and makes you beg him to make you come
Older!BF!Joel who bends you over, pulling your hair, spanking you every few minutes and then sticking his index and middle finger into your mouth
Older!BF!Joel who is so condescending: “My pretty little girl can’t think for herself huh?” “Nooo, don’t you run away, you stay here and let me fuck you like you wanted” “So good for daddy, that’s right sugar, yeah you are, good little whore.” “Can’t do it yourself baby? Yeah? It’s alright babygirl, I’ll rub your little clit for you…”
Older!BF!Joel who has a dacryphilia kink and turns you over just to see you cry, before he coos down at you and wipes away your tears
Older!BF!Joel who slaps your pussy after he cums inside you
Older!BF!Joel who loves to see you fucked out, brain foggy as you stare up at him with glazed eyes
Older!BF!Joel who massages your thighs when they’re sore because of his weight on you
Older!BF!Joel who tilts your chin up to help you drink some water after because he doesn’t want his girl to go thirsty
Older!BF!Joel who pulls you into his chest and whispers sweet nothings to you as you fall asleep
(I’m writing this while high, so I’m sorry if it doesn’t make sense lololololol)
Warnings: Drug usage obviously? A teensy bit of smut.
Bangchan:
- 1/3 of StonerRacha ♡︎
- Is incredibly clean with it, like he has a box of pre rolled blunts under his bed with a few extra papers and baggies of weed.
- Gets so flirty when he’s high, but not the cute, shy, awkward flirty that he normally is - no, when Chan is high, it’s a whole new man flirting with you.
- Your sweet Channie is gone, Chrizz is here.
- He sits there, staring at you with a certain look in his eye, not a horny look, just pure, filled with love but it’s a darker love, almost deeper than what he shows to you normally.
- When he’s high, he’s too lazy to be on top of you, so cowgirl is the go to position for stoner!chan.
- He’ll just let you use him, almost numb to the feeling of your cunt due to the weed, but the way you look, sweat glistening as you bounce up and down, desperately trying to get off on him, that makes all of that feeling come back.
- The effect of the weed makes his orgasm feel 10x better.
- Loves when you smoke too, because the way you look like when your high, there’s nothing cuter to him.
- Gets high about 3 times a week if he’s not busy
Lee Know:
- Also very clean with his stash, practically the same as Chan, though his stash sits in his closet, he can’t let the cats get into it (like that time when Dori got into his stash and got taken to the vet with blown out pupils and purring relentlessly.)
- Doesn’t let you light your own blunt, he lets you place your own between your lips as he lights it for you.
- However, he would prefer to share it…
- HUGE FAN OF SHOTGUNNING!
- His personality doesn’t really change much, he just gets a lot more giggly.
- Like tell him a stupid dad joke and he’ll start cackling.
- LOVES high sex!!! Probably the most out of all the members.
- He’ll be really slow and gentle when he’s high and fucking you, almost as if he’s making love to you, but he insists it’s only because he’s tired and HEY, he always makes love to you what are you talking about?!
- Very safe if you decide to smoke with him, won’t smoke more than a single joint just in case he needs to go anywhere for you
- Gets high 2 to 5 times a month depending on stress
Changbin:
- 2/3 of StonerRacha ♡︎
- His stash depends on his mindset at the time: if he’s stressed out, he’ll just pull out his pre rolled blunts and won’t bother to roll more, if he’s chilling, he’ll roll extra whilst he has one hanging out his mouth.
- Changbin gets the munchies so bad (just like me fr 🤞)
- Will eat anything in the house
- Once he got high and accidentally ate some weed brownies that Felix made, and then got more high, but did not care because those brownies were bomb asf
- So dazed
- Another one who loves when you ride him when he’s high, will have his hands on your hips or will suck your tits but probably both
- The first time you asked if you could get high with him, he almost died. He was so cute about it too, held the blunt to your lips and lit it for you.
- Needs you close constantly
- Not the biggest fan of high sex because he gets so sleepy (once he did actually fall asleep and you didn’t notice until you had finish… how did he cum and still manage to stay asleep?)
- Gets high 2 times on weekdays, but spends his entire weekend hotboxed
Hyunjin:
- Also a clean stasher, keeps it under his bed like Chan
- Doesn’t enjoy smoking so he ended up making edibles
- Is such a cutie (as if he isn’t when he’s not high)
- He’s so smily and dazed
- Sleeps so good after being high and is even happier when he wakes up
- Enjoys painting when he’s high, but sometimes he loses train of thought and they end up looking abstract 😭
- Loves worshipping you
- You know how Changbin gets really hungry when he’s high? Well Hyunjin does too, but not for food
- Would eat your pussy until the effects of the weed go away
- Was a little hesitant when you first asked to join him, however getting high together ended up becoming routine
- Gets high 2 times a week
Han Jisung:
- THE KING OF STONERRACHA!!!
- Yes 3Racha is StonerRacha, what of it?
- Han’s a messy stasher, doesn’t pre roll, doesn’t track, just has his papers and his baggies and rolls when he wants (which is almost every day.)
- Gets pissed off at himself when he runs out of papers or weed, but doesn’t do anything about it.
- He smokes the most and yet can’t roll for shit.
- Asks Minho to roll for him.
- Another sleepy stoner.
- You once found him asleep in an empty bathtub, and neither of you knew why.
- A real cutie </3
- Rambles on about how special you are, how pretty and cute you are and how he’s so lucky to have you.
- He just really loves you so much.
- Has a weed vape.
- Acted chill about you wanting to smoke, but freaked out on the inside.
- As horny as Jisung gets, he gets way too distracted to have high sex.
Felix:
- You don’t even know he’s a stoner until you find his stash, which ends up being a box of brownies at the back of the SKZ fridge that’s labelled ‘Felix’s Brownies. Please Don’t Touch.’ with a cute heart and chick drawn onto it.
- You reconned that you’re his partner, so he wouldn’t care if you had one.
- You were fine until you were lying on the floor for an hour.
- Lixie was so worried when he saw you laying there, but when you explained the situation, he told you that you were high and he helped you get through it.
- He’s too cute when he’s high.
- The man just loves a sweet treat, so why not get high simultaneously?
- Honestly, loves oral when he’s high.
- Please suck his dick, he’ll cum so good
- A baker in both ways
- He’ll eat you out but he gets sleepy so you’ll have to pat his cheek so he stays awake
- Gets high once a week, unless he can’t sleep, he’ll get high so he can sleep too.
Seungmin:
- Seungminnie isn’t a fan of getting high imo
- It’s you who gets him into it
- Doesn’t really keep a stash, or claims to anyway, it’s rather your stash that sits in the little pink box in his sock drawer
- Likes taking care of you as if he’s not as baked as you are rn
- Kisses you so much
- Tries to roast you but can’t because he’s just gone
- Didn’t think about high sex until you initiated it, now it’s secretly his favourite thing
- Yk when Seungmo just has that look where there’s nothing behind his eyes and he looks so lost and it’s so cute, he’s just :0, that’s him when he’s high
- Likes when you lie on top of him
- A real cutie pie
- Again, never gets high unless you want to, or unless he’s really stressed and can’t get a hold of another vice
Jeongin:
- His stash is clean, but it’s hidden really well.
- Hates smelling of weed so he keeps a frebreeze bottle in his room and also dowses himself in cologne.
- So smily and so gentle.
- Like HES SO CUTE I JUST WANNA SQUISH HIM!!!
- You’ll have to initiate high sex with him.
- So focused when he fucks you.
- Never lets you on top, it’s always missionary when he’s high.
- Sings loudly.
- Likes doing skincare when he’s high, whenever he’s planning to smoke with you he asks you to bring round all your face masks and lotions and stuff.
- Gets so needy when you aren’t around and ends up spamming you with texts.
- Only gets high a few times a month, but depending on how often you want to do it, he’ll always join you.
I believe Javier Pena, despite contrary belief, is a sweet lover. He’s a man who doesn’t like to show affection in public, but will occasionally slip a kiss to you when he’s in the office. He’s a man who isn’t really a fan of baked goods, but when he comes home and smells the delicious scent of whatever you’re baking, immediately he wants to eat as much as possible. He’s a man who never let people borrow money before, but would let you go on a shopping spree even if he was in debt, just to see the pure joy in your eyes. He’s a man who is obsessed with keeping his moustache intact, but would eat you out for hours on end if you asked. He’s a man who was never really opposed to the idea, but not really into it either, wouldn’t want to be sat on, but the minute you came into his life (pun intended) he finally understood that craze. He’s a man who hates when anyone but you touching his hair, especially when it’s late at night, and the office is empty, and you’re on his lap, and he’s slipping his tongue into your mouth, and you’re tugging on his locks. He’s a man who hated when people would become inappropriate in the workplace, but the minute no one was around, he’d bend you over his desk and fuck you into tomorrow, praising you, saying how good for him for are, taking him in his office, such a good slut…
