#sly monteith

[tinkertailorsoldierguy]

this was what they played at his funeral instead of a slideshow

*Song: Lies - Violent Femmes

[donniata]

Having duffy to tell your company is toxic and having hobbs to adjust your pocket square, man, you are doomed.

[sunshinevettel]

We are all gonna go there and pick ‘em up after they’ve okayed Standish’s release.

[spockvarietyhour]

That smell's permanently in your car now.

[tinkertailorsoldierguy]

highlights in the life of spider webb

[tinkertailorsoldierguy]

me, a liar:

[tinkertailorsoldierguy]

easy ways to get people to stop talking:

tell them to shut up

2. act like they were ridiculous for even opening their mouth

3. appeal to authority

4. go "shh" 🤫

5. threaten violence

6. do violence

[tinkertailorsoldierguy]