Dear Santa C:
Dear Santa,
You should really lay off those cookies, I mean do you seriously eat every single thing set out for you from the millions of children?? ‘Cause that’s enough cookies to make you sick by the end of the night. Also, I know ya gotta deliver a lot of presents in one night, but where the hell is my bike I was promised when I was like 7, hmm?? So rude to get a little girl’s hopes up like that man












