#slyelliot

[profksj-blog]

split

@slyelliot

kim seokjin thinks himself a patient adult.

( he’s gotten this far in life without murdering his siblings or any children, so there’s that. )

but the children at hogwarts are much more annoying than he remembers the people in his cohort ever being, and if this is what professors had to deal with he wishes he could’ve had a word of warning before taking up the position. 

case in point: a stink-bomb flying through his office window, and the culprit none other than a student from his house. granted, she could’ve been just standing there, at the perfect angle, but he hadn’t seen actual criminals who had run off to merlin only knows where. ergo: the only person capable of throwing such a disgusting thing at the right angle is none other than this person.

“i expected better of you,” he starts, mastering the art of looking-down-menacingly on students definitely more than half a year younger. they’re children, and this should be expected, and oh does he hope his own daughter doesn’t turn out like this. “what do you have to say for yourself, ms. yoo?”

[slyeoreum-blog]

๑ to infinity and beyond

normally, when someone is a good and diligent student, it doesn’t necessarily mean that they’re hard-working because they would be just so interested in all those subjects they have to excel in. in fact, most of the time, these students are so keen on getting good marks because they believe that there’s no other way; they need a good enough average to be able to achieve something in their lives. not because they adore the subjects that much.

for yeoreum, however, this is different. of course, she’s left with no choice, also; she needs to excel otherwise her parents are going to be disappointed, but she does like most of her classes (save for herbology, obviously). her favorite is, without a doubt, astronomy. she would never want to admit, but the thought of an endless universe being out there, beyond this planet provides her with this strangely pleasant sense of comfort: that even if she fails in something or disappoints someone, the weight of it is ultimately slim to none considering just how small of an entity she is when taking the infinity of space into account. 

it makes her happy that there’s someone else who shares the same passion for astronomy as her. although their friendship (if she can even call their relationship one) is usually wobbling on a rather... rocky path due to their personalities clashing in a lot of aspects, yeoreum never fails to enjoy the knowledge elliot can grace her with. 

she’s in the library, waiting for elliot this time as well. this is their third session so far and yeoreum feels like they’re getting closer with every occasion; perhaps it’s time she starts showing her intention of levelling up their friendship once the sixth year arrives. ( @slyelliot )

[wonslytherin-blog]

no prince

*& @slyelliot

Detention, always the favorite, always like a hobby. The sleeves of Jaewon's black and green robes are rolled up as he sweeps the Hogwarts open field with sighs from time to time. People pass by and for a second they’d probably think of him as a caretaker for always seeing him doing work everyday. 

He’s pathetic, everybody knows that, his family knows that too but as long as he graduates on time, it’s fine-- they just don’t care enough.

 He’s halfway through piling up the fallen leaves when he feels a loud thud behind him, as if something has fallen off from the skies. He turns around in instinct, finding a body against the ground.

What the fuck, he thinks under his breath, but he wastes no second to hurry towards her as he scoots down. 

“Hey, hey-- can you hear me?” 

He knows basic wizard aid at the back of his mind, he was once a star student after all. 

[hufamelia]

• * ; a magical celebration /

@slyelliot

AS YOUR BEST, MOST PRETTY, GORGEOUS, AND ONLY BEST FRIEND, I come with gifts for your birthday. / ; amelia greets the other, twirling around and rushing to where the other was, hands filled with gifts / I can't believe we've been spending so many birthdays together already and you're getting older by the day. Are those crow feet by your eyes? Tsk. tsk. / ; shakes her head slightly /

ANYWAYS! / ; she says abruptly and quite loudly / As the sweetest best friend anyone could ever ask for, I made you this adorable card. It took me a total of three minutes but ever second felt like an eternity. / ; feigns mild irritation, smiling soon after and laughing / Isn't it cute like me? 

Inside I've included a photo of myself giving you hearts and kisses with an inspirational quote I heard some of our teachers say. So you can always take me wherever you go and remember me! ❤❤❤ That's the part two of the gift.

Third and final gift is this coupon that you can use right now. AT THIS VERY MOMENT!!! And it gives you the chance to receive a kiss from me. Wherever you want. Forehead, cheek or...perhaps lips? / ; bats eyelashes excessively / As well as a date and my company for all eternity. Basically, you've got everything you need in life! Happy birthday, my Ell!