#slythercat

[thebluestockingfirefly]

You dare disturb my slumber?

[i-like-salsa]

So my cat is a fucking slytherin

I was sitting at my desk and she came in and walked all over me and I was like YES CAT then she hopped off my lap and sat on my bed less than 2 feet away just watching me

So we had a bit of a staring contest for like 30 seconds until I gave up because she’s adorable and really soft so I left my chair and joined her on the bed

After a minute of bliss she DITCHED ME FOR MY CHAIR

SHE NEVER WANTED ME SHE WANTED MY CHAIR

And then she fell asleep so I couldn’t stay mad

[definitelynoteeee]

HATE HIM

[thebluestockingfirefly]

Excuse me, do you have a moment to learn about the Good News Cat?

[thebluestockingfirefly]

Camouflage.

[thebluestockingfirefly]

Fixated.

[thebluestockingfirefly]

Soft and floofy.

[thebluestockingfirefly]

A moment of calm amid a squirmy storm.