#smakulkodar

[zrii-the-orc]

Help from an elf (how fucking deep can we sink)

Gologkokan is asleep now. @peasant-player will be pleased to hear, that Smakulkodar is still alive. Aewlir and pa are still caring for her. I think at least my elf will be quite happy to see annother one of her kind. I told them Mirdraut will come soon. The others are asleep. Be quiet Mirdraut!

[zrii-the-orc]

I am DONE with that human...

I just returned to our little, temporary camp, only to find it empty. EVERYBODY was gone. It struck me as a little weird, especially when Aewlir and Gologkokan emerged from a completly different direction then I did, about ten heartbeats after me. There was no way that they could have snuck past me and reach the camp that fast. Especially conidering how buisy they had been when I saw them.

Gologkokan just looked at me and asked where everybody was. I told him that we would know, if he hadn't been so buisy snogging MY PET. He then hit me in the stomach, (damn that shit hurt!) and asked what kind of fucking piss I was talking.

I screamed at him about what I had seen and Aewlir chimed in and screeched that that could not have been true, because her and Gologkokan left the group about half a mile down the road, becuase Aewlir heard her mother scream and thought she saw something move through the shadows of the trees. Her and the big guy then went to check if her naneth was in danger. They saw glimpses of her a few times, but then reached a cliff that Aewlir's ma could not have climbed and decided to turn back, to get the group to help. Gologkokan also confirmed that there had been no snogging and I should better shut my mouth about that to the others. Because they were just friends. All right *rolls eyes and growles*... he should better not see my last post.

Pa, Dagam and Lurauga came back next. Apperantly they thought I had screamed and went after that, a few moments after I left. They also came from a completly differnt direction too. Pa had an answer to our confusion pretty quickly.

The fucking necromacer had used illusions to lure us all away from the camp, so he and Duru could escape again and continue their journey east. That was also why his shield had beem so sucky: he had prepared at least four different illusions at the same time. Pa said he was very dangerous and we would need a big raid group to stop him. Maybe even grandma.

Aewlir was super relieved that her ma wasn't hurt, but now... now we have to look for Smakulkodar and her and Gologkokan's war siblings. Wherever Sapthan has lured them. I hope that necromancer is very VERY hurt!

[zrii-the-orc]

Walking, walking, walking *gags*

Despite beeing injured, the fucking human and Duru have quite a route behind them and we have to walk the whole way after them, just because the stupid wargs refused to get into the tunnels. Now that I have been in that shit hole I can't blame them *shudders*.

The way is long and boring and long and boring and long and boring as fucking piss and fuck! Why does walking have to suck so bad! Not even leering at Ghashmal's ass helps anymore! Fucking trail! Fucking rocks and trees and stuff! Ugh! *kicks a rock*

But at least tonight we found a few destroyed carriges. Gran and pa are convinced that Sapthan attacked whoever was in them with magic, to steal their food. Ton of dead humans lying around. He seemed to have used the same trick on them, he used on Smakulkodar and her and Gologkokan's war brothers. Nasty, ugly necromancer! Or blood warlock, or whatever.

What do you mean, Dagam, you smell men flesh?

Aewlir! Elf! Stay away from that bush! You know what happened the last time you followed cries into the undergrowth! Stay! Fuck! Dagam just said he smells men over there! The fucker is a man! What in the name of darkness and piss are you doing?

Don't touch it!

Wait... is.. is that a pup? Fuck, is that a human... dag... gran, what's the word?

Ah, right.

Is that a fucking child? Did you just drag a fucking human child out from that bush, elf?

Oh, what the fuck...

[zrii-the-orc]

A game with whips

Aewlir has noticed the boredom that will soon kill me off and introduced me to "rope skipping". Apperantly it's a game that helps you learn how to evade whips. Very usefull. Very fun.

Gologkokan likes to spin the whip really fast, when you least expect it. Little shitling! He hit my ankles really good a few times. Aewlir is really good at the game. She can do flips, cartweels and shit while jumping. Little bragger.

Smakulkodar refuses to play, but she loves to watch her brothers jump. Nah, she loves to watch her brothers get hit.

But:

Lurauga still hasn't returned with Duru, but gran says she is close to braking the magic vail surrounding him. There you have it: Orc magic is just better then that menish bullshit! Ghehehe, take that you stinky vomit ball of a human, stealing Duru!

[zrii-the-orc]

The Tower

After two nights of walking and one day of scary elf stories full of murder for shiny rocks and backstabbings and kidnapping and orc killings from Mirdraut. That Maed- Maedhr- Maedhros prince and his elvish brothers sure sound a bit orcish. Fucking elves, thinking they are so much better then us! Gahehehe!

Well we reached the tower this morning. Gran said we should wait until evening but should still attack before the sun sets. Necromancy is stronger at night. Great. That's when I do shit!

We can't see Sapthan and Duru in there, but gran and pa are sure at least Sapthan is in there. The war lord, Dagam, Gologkokan and Smakulkodar are pretty pissed about that fucking "at least" part. Lurauga and Aewlir climbed a tree to see if they can look into a tower window from there.

We are all on edge right now. The fight starts soon...

[zrii-the-orc]

The orcs of my clan

Here I show you all the guys I mentioned in my posts.

Zrii (me):

Dagam:

Virdushum (grandma):

Lurauga:

Smakulkodar (the war lords heir):

The war lord:

Aewlir (my pet):

[zrii-the-orc]

We meet again (in the weirdest forest ever)

Something is so very fucking wrong with this shitty forest. Even Mirdraut and Aewlir noticved it, and their noses aren't half as good as ours. The horses are long gone, Mirdraut they will find their way back, because of some wird giga horse she is friends with. I'm not going to even question this pissy shit anymore...

At leasts it's always dark in here. No burning stars, moon and *gags* sun. The elves don't seem to like that very much. And I don't like those weird ass black squirrels. One of them already bit Dagam's boot and I'm pretty sure squirrels are not supposed to try to eat orcs. (Dagam ended up eating the squrril, Ghashmal and I thought that was very funny)

Luckily we found the others soon after. At first the war lord was not very fucking happy to see Mirdraut, but as soon as he heard that she is the one who saved Smakulkodar, he absolutely loved her. He offered her the first piece of the spider they slayed, but she refused. Kind of rude, but Aewlir quickly explained that elves do not eat the giant spiders in the forest. Neh, their loss! I told the war lord that she might appreciate a warg. She seemed quite happy about that. Said something about a dog named dog she missed.

That one made gran listen up. She told pa and me to stay with the others because Mirdraut most likely knows something about her forefathers and the west. Gran fucking loves the west. Me too, at least a bit: It's where the sun goes to die!

...Well, here Dagam, Aewlir and I go evesdropping. Gheheheh.

[zrii-the-orc]

Aewlir gets armor

My life is FUCKING GREAT!!! Ghashmal is finished with Smakulkodar's new leg and has just asked me to make armor for Aewlir with him. He is one of the smiths in the caves after all, and Aewlir's weird elvish body doesn't fit well into proper orcish armor. I am very excited about that project! And it is coming along well. We already made a helmet:

Ghashmal says I am a great smith, almost as if I have it in my blood and piss!

We are working on the chest plate right now, and we are sure we will be finished before we leave. And don't listen to Aewlir: I did NOT sniff Ghashmal's pretty hair while we worked! Nasty elf! She lies!

Gran is sending the necromancer nighmares to slow him down. I hope it works ghehehehehe. I can't wait to see his stupid fucking face when Smakulkodar stabs him!