Oct 18, 2025
wait how are we not vampire kin
how have we not solidified that in our head?? we literally keep going MAN i wish i was a vampire the euphoria id get and getting jealous as hell every time we see one in media
literally yearning and wishing we were perceived as one but not actually considering it as our identity
#how would vampire hrt work#is that literally just getting bitten?? could i get vampire tshots every week#how have we not thought of this???#like man i wish i was a vampire and had fangs and was a little bat guy and am like#mourning our sad non hovering flesh vessel#id get vampire hrt#i know every depiction of it is literally someone dying and getting terminally ill but the teethhh#id be such a little guy#OH NO#but couldnt see my reflection...#i couldnt do that cool hover marceline does while sipping out of a tall glass of o negative#i think i could live with that#small sacrifice#that and immortality#this is complicated#winsley
