"Hey um... Can you hide me for a bit? Got into a small scruffle... the cops are after me"
What, is everyone 'boutta get hunted down by the government too? My house ain't a fuckin' homeless shelter. I ain't a charity. ...
Don't vomit anywhere near me. Go to the goddamn bathroom if ya want, but I'm leaving the fuckin' house if yer puking. Also fix yer stupid face.













