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[thatkinkyupser]

PLEASE STOP SENDING LIVE ANIMALS IN THE MAIL. THIS HAS BEEN A PSA.

[feartheflock-blog]

Things I Learned So Far Working At UPS

When it's 53 degrees outside, its 47 degrees inside

10 minute breaks are JUST enough time to piss, smoke a cigarette, and get 2 full minutes of the water fountain's blissful ice cold water

If you forget your iPod, no sweat. The guy in the raccoon hat to your left is jamming out to Slayer, and the southern dude on your right is rockin' to Top 40 Country Hits.

I'm pretty sure that the people who wrap their packages in duct tape have some sort of OCD and bug that their package is going to open.

85% of feeder trucks are filled with tires. Lots of tires. Big tires.

United States Postal Service (the post office) ships via UPS

Its funny, because FedEx sometimes ships through us too.

Buying work gloves is going to be a weekly thing.

Buying work boots is going to be a trimonthly thing.

Know the colors of the rainbow, and the alphabet from A to I.

Probably the numbers 1 through 6 as well.

Women are scanners.

Tattoos are acceptable in this multibillion dollar company, but barely anywhere else, like K-Mart.

I don't wanna hear anyone bitching about how tired they are at their 8 hour shift job. Waking up at 3am working through till 9, then going to my second job until 6pm. Now THATS tired. Enjoy your beautiful night's sleep while my ass is working and making that $$$

And last but not least, hustle that ass.

  I love UPS. I really do :)