#smart-ass

[goldenpairhumor]

Smart-ass

INTP: I'm such a smart-ass.

INFJ: I know. That's what makes it funny.

[andreathemagpie]

I'm a smart-ass, born and raised, so when I hear certain things, I just can't help myself. For example:

Ad: "we have professionals standing by"

Me: "well, get'em some chairs"

Ad: "we have live agents"

Me: "that's good, coz the dead ones are useless."

This is one of the many things that my brain is doing All The Time.

[stripofbutter]

I may not be smart, but I have been told that my ass is pretty smart.

[okierazorback]

Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #9,163

Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #9,163

yeah I know you did not ask! Señora and I were together in my pick-em-up truck this chilly morning running errands. I’m not sure how it got started, but got into a playful contest trying to out “smart-ass” each other.  After a few minutes of this Señora threw her hands in the air  towards the headliner of my vehicle mirthfully stating, “you win, you are king of smart-asses.” All of which got me…

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[okierazorback]

Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #9,163

Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #9,163

yeah I know you did not ask! Señora and I were together in my pick-em-up truck this chilly morning running errands. I’m not sure how it got started, but got into a playful contest trying to out “smart-ass” each other.  After a few minutes of this Señora threw her hands in the air  towards the headliner of my vehicle mirthfully stating, “you win, you are king of smart-asses.” All of which got me…

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[pose4photoml]

Finally~ I found a great description of me!!! 

[kulturado]

(art: Cyanide and Happiness)

[rude-at-your-service]

What do you do when you can’t sleep?

"Existing in some state of consciousness."