"By the See", "Supreme Scheme", "Tired of It All"
Guess the ending. Though I think it might be funnier -- probably not doable then in the 60s or today -- if it had the phrasing in the second one leading to a punchline of Archie seeing a guy "topless" -- a punchline bit rolled out a couple times in the 80s and 90s for a "swimsuit history revue" story -- scrambling Hiram Lodge for reaction.
There's the same basic premise. Dunno Kutelips's religion.

















