#footballz happy birthday to Oliver Luck! You were a not very good football thrower! But you're also Andrew Luck's dad! And you were a finalist to be a Rhodes Scholar! So you must be a smart dude! That must be why you became head of the Houston Sports Authority! And got 4 new stadiums built for Houston area sports teams! So you basically spent years screwing over the taxpayers of The City of Houston, The State of Texas, and the Country of the United States (because at least NRG Stadium, home of the Houston Texans, is paid for partially by federal tax dollars! Isn't that great!)! That's v cool Oliver, v cool! Now you work for the NCAA! Wow! You really pick terrible places to work! But rich white dudes must love you! I hope some rich white dude gets you something really nice today, Oliver Luck, because it's your birthday! #footballzeroftheday #footballzbirthdays #oliverluck #houstonoilers #andrewluck #hisdad #almostarhodes #smartdudes #weallpayforrichpeoplesstuff #thencaahouldpayitsplayers
