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wow, a green, omnescient bastard, just like in h

just like in homest

similar to what happens in the webcomic in which a young boy plays a game and ascends to godhood]]

[In the distance, the opening notes to "We Didn't Start the Fire" begin to play. At least you think it's "We Didn't Start the Fire".]

...fuck this. I'm not getting through to her.

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@trashfoundation This isn't working. We're going to need to bind away whatever she's using for this.

At the very least. And if that... if that fails...

...

God. She's twelve.

I know you're upset and sad, and I'm sorry. I hope you feel better soon, 🙂 . Also, I found some dandelions to eat as well. - 🕴️

...thank you.

[Smiley knows dandelions are edible, but not which parts. They hope the Chipotlists have some idea.]

1 and 2 :D

1. Which of your legs is best

Left, no question.

2. How much sand can you eat

Theoretically an infinite amount. In practice, someone would stop me way before I got through even one beach.

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